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#1
Yesterday, at about 3:15 p.m, two assholes drove into my driveway, knew my dog's name, (Yelled, "Here Max!") and my dog got into their ****ing car. What the Hell?! I am just completely amazed, and totally pissed off, that they knew the dog by name, and took him in the middle of daylight! Well, we immediately called the dumbass excuses for police, and told them, thinking they might help us, but no. . .

We live in a place called Vinton County, and we found out where the thieves live, (Meigs County). . . and the dumbest thing is, the Vinton County police said "We can't handle this case, because they live in Meigs." But the Meigs police said "We can't do anything, because it was stole in Vinton."

These goons better never come down my street again, because my dad handed me a gun last night, and told me to shoot them if I see that car again. I now know their names, their car, and where they live, so they can expect to suck the **** of Karma.

Please reply and tell me what you would do.
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#3
Call state police.
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#5
First off: I don't beleive you will shoot anybody. If you do, you will land your ass in jail for sure.

Secondly: If you found out where they live, GO GET YOUR ****ING DOG BACK
#6
Get all the dogs in the neighbourhood to send the message out to find Max.
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#9
if you know who they are why don't you go and get your dog back?
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#12
wow, thats really sad. i'd be distraught if someone stole one of my dogs.

also, why would you steal someones dog? they basicly only hold sentimental value. expect a ransom letter TS
#13
i kill people all the time. i have about 30 dogs in my front yard, and around 5-10 vans come every night to steal them. i have about 900 vans of people ive shot trying to steal my dogs in my back yard.


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First off: I don't beleive you will shoot anybody. If you do, you will land your ass in jail for sure.

Secondly: If you found out where they live, GO GET YOUR ****ING DOG BACK

yeah, drive into their driveway, yell "come max" and get your dog back
#18
Go to their place and shoot out their windows and take your dog back.

When they call the police in Meigs, they won't be able to do anything 'cause you live in Vinton County.
The Vinton County police won't be able to do anything 'cause it happened in Meigs.

Problem solved.
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#20
So, you have a gun, you know their names and direction and still you're posting this?

GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BACK!
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#21
call the state police or call your city hall and ask who to speak to.

don't shoot them you stupid ****.
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#22
get a few friends with guns, get in some kind of offroader, drive down to the f00lz house, and pop a cap in his ass.

but thats just me. i have issues with police. they dont seem to like me.

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#23
Why dont you just go and take it back?

Haha, I like the way your dad gave you the gun and told you to shoot them, definately worth 10 get somebody else to go to jail points and a younger family member bonus
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#24
This reminds me of that guy who had his cat stolen.
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#25
Seriously, why bother to tell us if you know what their names are and where they live?
Also, after you get your dog, please do put their info on 4chan. That would be worse than anything the cops could do to them.
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#26
When your dog gets stolen, you don't just look around for an hour, call the polic, and call it quits. You get your ass out there, and you find the ****ing dog!

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wow, thats really sad. i'd be distraught if someone stole one of my dogs.

also, why would you steal someones dog? they basicly only hold sentimental value. expect a ransom letter TS



Purebred dogs are worth a LOT of money. My labradors are both very expensive and highly stealable, for example - which is why we're extra careful not to let them get stolen. Dogs which are up to showing standard are often stolen for breeding purposes, and the puppies sold on for lots of money. Sadly dog theft is rising because of the whole economic recession thing, too It's not good at all.
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#28
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i kill people all the time. i have about 30 dogs in my front yard, and around 5-10 vans come every night to steal them. i have about 900 vans of people ive shot trying to steal my dogs in my back yard.


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#29
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First off: I don't beleive you will shoot anybody. If you do, you will land your ass in jail for sure.

Secondly: If you found out where they live, GO GET YOUR ****ING DOG BACK


well, peolple told us not to **** with them... because they're crazy
one motha ****er has 7 warrants on his ass now... which is another reason the cops should get his ass..
its just weird the cops wont do anything...
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get a few friends with guns, get in some kind of offroader, drive down to the f00lz house, and pop a cap in his ass.

but thats just me. i have issues with police. they dont seem to like me.


Don't forget to yell, BRAH! after you shoot them.

Silver Spear, by any chance, are you this guy?

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#34
...what are you waiting for? Go get some friends, beat the hell out of those guys and get your dog back. After all, the Meigs Police won't do anything because you'll be in Vinton County after that and the Vinton County Police won't do anything because it happened in Meigs.
#35
"...what are you waiting for? Go get some friends, beat the hell out of those guys and get your dog back. After all, the Meigs Police won't do anything because you'll be in Vinton County after that and the Vinton County Police won't do anything because it happened in Meigs."

Thats kinda funny. cuz i jokingly said the same thing... just a few minutes ago
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#37
you should really have taught your dog not to get into strange vans. i thought all parents taught that, even if they have candy or puppies in the van.....wait a second

they kidnapped your dog (dognapped? and probably others) to use as incentive to kidnap kids.....which they then used as incentive to kidnap........


VAMPIRES !!!!!!!!!!!


i would stay away from these "goons" if i were you. it appears as though they are breeding a vampire colony in their basement
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"...what are you waiting for? Go get some friends, beat the hell out of those guys and get your dog back. After all, the Meigs Police won't do anything because you'll be in Vinton County after that and the Vinton County Police won't do anything because it happened in Meigs."

Thats kinda funny. cuz i jokingly said the same thing... just a few minutes ago



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#40
Stop being a bitch, your dog needs you, he's being tortured and crying out for you. Go get him.
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