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hey, i need some money, and the whole job hunt thing is going pretty poorly, plus its a long process to accumulate money after getting the job, what with the work and all...
so i was thinking, i could sell sperm/blood(?)/organs(?)!
the sperm seems a bit rough, because theres no sperm banks in my area, but im willing to travel a few hours for some cash. so, has anyone done this?
whats it like?
also, can you still sell blood? or is it only donations now-a-days?
and organs too, will any one legally buy organs?
cause i would totally sell a kidney( and anything else that i can live w/o) for a couple hundred bucks...
oh well... disscuss.
tell your stories, and let me know what i should do.
#3
You must be ****ing kidding me. No, really? If not, you're a ****ing retard. Seriously, if you are not joking, you are one giant dumbass.
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You must be ****ing kidding me. No, really? If not, you're a ****ing retard. Seriously, if you are not joking, you are one giant dumbass.


I think you have it backwards. You are the dumb ass.
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You must be ****ing kidding me. No, really? If not, you're a ****ing retard. Seriously, if you are not joking, you are one giant dumbass.


Calm down, scooter
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#7
Really? Alright fine. I'll go with it. If ya sell your sperm then they check for diseases and such so be warned if you have any. Also in some states they'll pay you more than usual if you give them your information to store so if a child is ever born from your seed they can come find you. I'm like 80% sure you can still sell blood and I'm not sure it was EVER legal to sell organs...unless you want some back alley surgery!
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hey, i need some money, and the whole job hunt thing is going pretty poorly, plus its a long process to accumulate money after getting the job, what with the work and all...
so i was thinking, i could sell sperm/blood(?)/organs(?)!
the sperm seems a bit rough, because theres no sperm banks in my area, but im willing to travel a few hours for some cash. so, has anyone done this?
whats it like?
also, can you still sell blood? or is it only donations now-a-days?
and organs too, will any one legally buy organs?
cause i would totally sell a kidney( and anything else that i can live w/o) for a couple hundred bucks...
oh well... disscuss.
tell your stories, and let me know what i should do.


You can sell blood plasma, but there are certain restrictions on it, such as how often you can do it. Don't expect to get rich. Blood cannot be sold - only donated. Selling your sperm? You better have some good genes and don't expect them to take a teen as a donor.
#12
the only thing you can legally sell is sperm and in most states you have to have a bachelors degree, be over 5 foot 9 and be free of stds
#14
i've heard you can donate one of your testicles to some science organizations for alot of money. No joke
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bike is that you its me skateboard! long time since high school right,go rollerblades!!!


Hey skateboard. I heard that tricycle got ****ed up on child porn charges.
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bike is that you its me skateboard! long time since high school right,go rollerblades!!!



Skateboard!! It's me, tricycle! How ya doin man!


Bedit: ^ You gota be kidding me.
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#18
You can sell sperm , blood it depends on how rare your blood type is and organs are illegal to sell. however, be forewarned, that your name is on record and if a child is conceived from your sperm. they can come back on you for child support legally as precedence has already been set .
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Hey skateboard. I heard that tricycle got ****ed up on child porn charges.

yeah he did poor bastard he was a crazy nut back in high school who woulda though he was a child fuucker?
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#20
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i've heard you can donate one of your testicles to some science organizations for alot of money. No joke

Where?
#21
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Skateboard!! It's me, tricycle! How ya doin man!


Bedit: ^ You gota be kidding me.

Lulz. You rape children!
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Sorry bike.



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Hey skateboard. I heard that tricycle got ****ed up on child porn charges.



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#26
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yeah he did poor bastard he was a crazy nut back in high school who woulda though he was a child fuucker?



It's not true!
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#27
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It's not true!

It's cool we're all fucked up nowadays.


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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#28
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Calm down, scooter
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Sorry bike.
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Good on you, segway.
Hey skateboard. I heard that tricycle got ****ed up on child porn charges.




How on earth did this conversation start?
#29
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It's cool we're all fucked up nowadays.


Rip-Stick just checked himself into rehab.....again



Tough break man. He's going to end up killing himself one of these days.
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#30
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How on earth did this conversation start?

Yeah that was my bad
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#31
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Yeah that was my bad

Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!
#32
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

I guess I'll take it
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#34
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Tough break man. He's going to end up killing himself one of these days.


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#36
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Black market, of course.



YES man thats what i was thinking that will totaly work!
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#37
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Pogo stick has been bouncing from place to place, but he settled down with an Ex-stripper from Vegas.



Lucky him. I hear tugboat committed suicide. So sad.
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#38
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the only thing you can legally sell is sperm and in most states you have to have a bachelors degree, be over 5 foot 9 and be free of stds

lol in canada, they dont even have requirements, you have to go in for a interview and stuff. they also teach "safe" ways of masturbating
is there a bad way of doing it?!?!
#39
Quote by the fendernator
It's bizarre how the morals of selling sperm differ from selling a kidney, for instance. You're effectively selling a baby one way and something useless (to yourself) the other way. YET selling organs is illegal and selling sperm isn't.


Every time you have sex (with a condom or some other preventative measure)/masturbate you effectively "get rid of/lose/kill" a potential baby by what you're saying. What you would be selling is the opportunity for another family to have a baby that otherwise could not wouldn't you?
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