Hey pit, we need to collect our brainstorming power. I'm doing a guy/girl danceline at the halftime of a basketball game at my university. It's not gay, we have a girl's dance team that performs at every game, and for the final game each girl chooses a guy to dance with. I was picked. Now my partner and I need to have funny names printed on the back of our shirts, and I was hoping you could suggest ideas. It helps if it's a legitimate guy/girl duo, but anything is open.

Ideas other guy/girl teams have:
Night Hawk/Red Dragon
Booty/Ms. New Booty
Forget the dance and take the girl back home and do her good... no T-Shirts needed ... problem solved
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