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How do you guys proceed to get girls? What are your first lines, and what do you talk about with them the first time?
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#9
walk with your junk out
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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


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#12
The way you look makes me want to punch you in the face..... in a good way.
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#13
my opening line is boobies? if they say perv their out (obvious reasons) if they show me their out (to easy) if they laugh i strike up a conversation with a few compliments i mean they already no im confident funny and handsome. i wish i was kidding but i actually do use that line lol just come off none threatening and confident and try to break ice with a good smooth joke
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#14
"i have one hundred dollars. let's have sex."

i actually haven't tried this one yet (i don't have $100), but let me know how it works out.
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#15
Haha, usually I bring up the subject of music and art after I get their name. And if the following that question I get anything that has to do with Lil Wayne, Fall out Boy or anything in between that, and she says she doesn't really know any art, I just laugh and walk away.
#17
Are we playing Counterstrike? Cos you da bomb
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the same...
#23
"yo dawg, i herd u like shoes so..."
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#26


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#29
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' You'll do. '



After you've got her, you can say, "That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Haha. Nah, I just sing "If you're into it" by Flight of the Conchords to get the ladies.
#31
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After you've got her, you can say, "That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Whats that off

Its gonna bug me for ages now
#32
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i use my rapist wit and ask her on a date to the relationship thread.

I think you mean rapier-like. I don`t think rapists have much of a wit.

EDIT to above: Babe, the pig movie.
#33
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Whats that off

Its gonna bug me for ages now


That's off of Babe, isn't it?
#35
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Whats that off

Its gonna bug me for ages now


i think hes talking about the south park one where erics pig has sex with kyles elephant
and in the end the pig slept with mr.garason or what ever
#37
FYI: The first step is always friendship, THEN you'll know how to move on her later. If you don't know anything about her how can you manipulate her? Not in a bad way, just so that you can avoid dumb arguments. Be logical, not testicle.
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#38
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"i have one hundred dollars. let's have sex."

i actually haven't tried this one yet (i don't have $100), but let me know how it works out.


I think I can pull this off. I'll let you know how it goes.

for TS, just talk to em man, then once you know them ask them out
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#39
this is the first thing I said to my current girlfriend when I met her:

The buss'll be here in like 10 minutes.
#40
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FYI: The first step is always friendship, THEN you'll know how to move on her later. If you don't know anything about her how can you manipulate her? Not in a bad way, just so that you can avoid dumb arguments. Be logical, not testicle.


NO.
if this approach has ever worked for you then by god you must be one beautiful man.

never ever ever be friends with her. NEVER
Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.

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