#1
I can't sleep with my mouth closed (breathing through my nose only). I just can't. I'll close my mouth and start breathing, but not 20 seconds later, I'll feel like I'm drowning, then open my mouth and gasp for air. Because of this, I spend all night with my mouth open.

That leads to a problem. Anyone else wake up with white, nasty dried saliva? Well I do, every ****ing morning. It's always the same ****, in and around my teeth and tongue, leaving a disgusting taste in my mouth. Brushing my teeth afterwards, or using Listerine, doesn't even work, because it'll be deep down my throat and I can't gurgle down that deep without gagging. So I drink water, and wash it down into my stomach (which is ****ing gross).

How the **** do I fix this ****? I've tried drinking water before going to bed, but it seems to only make it worse. I've tried sleeping in a cold room, because I thought it was the heat drying my saliva (I still think it has a part in it), and I've tried having constant ventilation (leaving my door open all night), but it doesn't work.
#2
fall asleep with bread in your mouth?

i imagine that would never lead to horrible complications...
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#3
Yer doin' it wrong
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#5
I really thought no one could fail at sleep, come on TS pull your self together

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#7
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I can't sleep with my mouth closed (breathing through my nose only). I just can't. I'll close my mouth and start breathing, but not 20 seconds later, I'll feel like I'm drowning, then open my mouth and gasp for air. Because of this, I spend all night with my mouth open.

That leads to a problem. Anyone else wake up with white, nasty dried saliva? Well I do, every ****ing morning. It's always the same ****, in and around my teeth and tongue, leaving a disgusting taste in my mouth. Brushing my teeth afterwards, or using Listerine, doesn't even work, because it'll be deep down my throat and I can't gurgle down that deep without gagging. So I drink water, and wash it down into my stomach (which is ****ing gross).

How the **** do I fix this ****? I've tried drinking water before going to bed, but it seems to only make it worse. I've tried sleeping in a cold room, because I thought it was the heat drying my saliva (I still think it has a part in it), and I've tried having constant ventilation (leaving my door open all night), but it doesn't work.



Try to clean your room maybe ?
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Try to clean your room maybe ?
Dust is everywhere especially where there is a pit monkey.


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#9
You might have sleep apnia. They have machines you use at night to help you breathe
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#10
Hmm, falling asleep with your mouth open. I think it is time to bring up the myth about the spider swallowing
#12
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You know, after the story of the kid doing his mom in the poopenshaft while's she's knocked out on meds, this doesn't seem to far fetched.

wat? are you serious? lmao
#13
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Hmm, falling asleep with your mouth open. I think it is time to bring up the myth about the spider swallowing


I've heard it before

So I guess no one has this problem too?
#14
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You know, after the story of the kid doing his mom in the poopenshaft while's she's knocked out on meds, this doesn't seem to far fetched.


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#16
Quote by Thornography
I've heard it before

So I guess no one has this problem too?



On a more serious note... i've woken up with like... a damp pillow, which in between sweat and saliva was kind of wierd.