Poll: How long does it take you to Poo? (On Average)
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View poll results: How long does it take you to Poo? (On Average)
1-2
1 14%
2-3
2 29%
4-5
1 14%
5-10
1 14%
10-15
2 29%
15+
0 0%
Voters: 7.
#1
I have two poo related questions for everyone.

The first is,

How long does it take you to poo?

The second is,

Do you stand up to wipe your bum, or stay seated?

Keep in mind people, though this poll may be crappy, try to keep your replies related to poo.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#2
What compels people to want to know this about other people? Jesus Christ.
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#4
Quote by FretboardToAsh
in what? minutes, hours, meters?


Good question!

This is measured in minutes.
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#5
Oh Shi- I thought it was days ... I stand by my vote then
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#6
10-15. It's relaxing. I take my time, and enjoy it.
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#9
Quote by bluebadumtable
And here I was, wondering why the Pit is so useless with girls...


Because girls don't poo.

EDIT: ^^^ *facepalm* A lightyear is a measure of distance. Not time.
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