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So last night my girlfriend and I were on the phone for like 6 hours or whatever. Anyways, she told me that over the summer she and one of her girl friends went skinny dipping at the lake at night. We were both talking about how we would really want to together, but it would be hard not to get carried away with it, so she doesnt want to. Advice?
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#2
Convince her you wont get carried away with it, and then get carried away with it.
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Haha your girlfriend's a lesbian. She would happily go swimming naked with some other bird but not with you
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Convince her you wont get carried away with it, and then get carried away with it.

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Convince her you wont get carried away with it, and then get carried away with it.


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#7
seriously, if she doesn't feel like it, then don't do it, because it means she's not comfortable with it and it's too soon for her. and you can always rape her when she's sleeping!
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seriously, if she doesn't feel like it, then don't do it, because it means she's not comfortable with it and it's too soon for her. and you can always rape her when she's sleeping!


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Go skinny dipping with a bunch of people, then you're about 10% less likely to end up having sex with your girfriend in a lake and hence giving her some sort of terrible vagina infection.


if by vagina infection you mean a baby, then yessir, you would be correct
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Go skinny dipping with a bunch of people, then you're about 10% less likely to end up having sex with your girfriend in a lake and hence giving her some sort of terrible vagina infection.

if by vagina infection you mean a baby, then yessir, you would be correct

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Tell her to skinny dip and you'll wath.
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