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#1
Not joking, Big bushfires, 140ppl killed and my wee little town is COMPLETLEY CUT OFF, so either the bushfires get stopped before they get to us, or we all burn to death. but, we cant run anywhere, because its all cut off, so we stay and fight until it gets to the point when we're airlifted out, or die.


im ****in scared.
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#4
Might be a good time to get really, really drunk man, suppose there isn't a lot more to do. Hopefully they'll sort it out before the fire gets to you. Good luck man
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#5
why are you laughing then? death is not a laughing matter!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#6
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Lol!


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#7
Build a moat.
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#9
The hell are you doing on the Pit? You should be out, sodomising as many laydees as possible and singing 'Sex on Fire.'
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#11
Get your flameshield?
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#12
How is your town "cut off" if you have frickin' internet connection!!?!?!?!?!1111!

Get on your myspace and get communicating for waterz?
#16
Why the hell is nobody giving serious answers?

Unless this guy is making a sick joke about the bushfires he's in a pretty serious situation ...

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How is your town "cut off" if you have frickin' internet connection!!?!?!?!?!1111!

The internet doesn't follow roads you idiot.
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#17
good luck brah

btw, the moat and the swimming pool are good ideas!
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#18
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why are you laughing then? death is not a laughing matter!


1, im scared, and dont cope well with looming death,
2, its the pit, if its not funny or sexual, noone cares
and 3, Im pessamistic, so best case, i live, worst case, i die painfully.
im looking forward to a best case
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#19
Quote by Malakian88
Why the hell is nobody giving serious answers?

Unless this guy is making a sick joke about the bushfires he's in a pretty serious situation ...

my answer was serious.
death isn't a laughing matter!

anyway, just hope for a lot of rain.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#20
how far away it the fireeeee
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#21
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Toast wins award for retard of the day.

Read the ****ing news, dip****.

Thanks but I regret it.
TS gets it for laughing about death and for staying in the pit...

and also I dont live in Australia
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#22
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Build a moat.




I don't get why the title deserved the prefix "lol" Is it funny?
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#23
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Build a moat.


That's actually a ****in good idea. How hard could it be? There's gotta be enough man power and machinery.
#24
Quote by Toast1337
Thanks but I regret it.
TS gets it for laughing about death and for staying in the pit...

and also I dont live in Australia


I live in the UK and saw all about it on the news.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#25
Quote by Malakian88
Why the hell is nobody giving serious answers?

Unless this guy is making a sick joke about the bushfires he's in a pretty serious situation ...


The internet doesn't follow roads you idiot.


Mine was serious, if I was in his position I'd be getting as ****ed up as I possibly could
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#26
good luck! I'm sure you'll make it out of there alive!
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#27
Quote by Malakian88
Why the hell is nobody giving serious answers?

Unless this guy is making a sick joke about the bushfires he's in a pretty serious situation ...


This is the Pit, would you expect a serious answer?
There have been sicker jokes here in the past...

On a serious note, if you really are about to die, you should probably get off the internet and do some fun stuff before the fire reaches you...
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#28
now would be a time to smoke a bowl and get jiggy with your towns wenches
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#29
Quote by Malakian88
Why the hell is nobody giving serious answers?

Unless this guy is making a sick joke about the bushfires he's in a pretty serious situation ...

What're we supposed to say?


....I guess I could google how to build a helicopter.
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#30
we still have power and water, we have barley any food at the shops now, and the winds are picking up tonight,

this isnt a joke, even check for yourselves. 12 tawonga cres, 3699 victoria australia. send me some bottled water. or find it on googlemaps
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#31
What do you mean completely cut off?

Encircled in a ring of hell-fire?

Surely there's some path you can cut to get out of there.
#32
Quote by Mr.Pink101
we still have power and water, we have barley any food at the shops now, and the winds are picking up tonight,

this isnt a joke, even check for yourselves. 12 tawonga cres, 3699 victoria australia. send me some bottled water. or find it on googlemaps


haha your avatar is what you should do...
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#33
Quote by Mr.Pink101
we still have power and water, we have barley any food at the shops now, and the winds are picking up tonight,

this isnt a joke, even check for yourselves. 12 tawonga cres, 3699 victoria australia. send me some bottled water. or find it on googlemaps


yo if you already haev water you dont need mine, and also, you get go get a bucket and fend off the fire

you're in no danger chillax
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#35
oooh radio's.

ok, burning in dedearang, where our power switchstation is, smaller fire in control, but still burning on the hill behind my house, and dedearang fire is uncontained and windy, but its atleast 30km away
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#36
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Get your flameshield?

I lol'd hard.

TS. Good luck.
I'd piss on you to put out a fire, but, well, that's a logistical nightmare.
#37
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I live in the UK and saw all about it on the news.

I was the whole day in school
and watch news at 8pm...or 6pm
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#38
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#39
Quote by Mr.Pink101
we still have power and water, we have barley any food at the shops now, and the winds are picking up tonight,

this isnt a joke, even check for yourselves. 12 tawonga cres, 3699 victoria australia. send me some bottled water. or find it on googlemaps

How many of you are there? Just a few of you stay behind or what?
#40
Ok if you're being serious then I feel bad now. Good luck dude.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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