Listen closely, pretty baby
I think I've got something to say
I like your style and I like your swagger
I like how you hold me in your sway

You're so enthralling and captivating
your motions hold me hypnotized
But your indifference is infuriating
something just made me realize

that if you were a statue you'de be all I'de ever want
standing naked and defiant you'de have no need to flaunt yourself

if you were a statue you'de be all i'de ever need
but you're not a statue non you're just dominique
my goal in life is for someone to quote me in their signature...
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss