#1
At 3 am this morning three dudes decided that they'd rob the ATM on the high street. However instead of quickly blowing it up or something they decided to do things the hard way.

So they stole this:



and tried digging the ATM out of the wall. Unfortunately for the less that bright "criminals" the people who lived in the apartment above where the "criminals" were noisily digging out the wall called the police. And they split.

This was what I walked past this morning.
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Seriously how dumb can you be? There are apartment buildings and residential houses surrounding that ATM. Even Brooke Hogan would realise the idiocy of that attempt.
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Epic fail
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#4
LOL epic fail
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Now, if only they'd drugged the people...
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#12
So... smarty pants.. how would you take a cash machine out of the wall?

there was a case not 2 years ago of some people doing the same, only they used the back hacker of a JCB to pull it out of the wall, got away with £30,000.

Doesnt seem so failtastic anymore, does it?
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Genious.
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So... smarty pants.. how would you take a cash machine out of the wall?

there was a case not 2 years ago of some people doing the same, only they used the back hacker of a JCB to pull it out of the wall, got away with £30,000.

Doesnt seem so failtastic anymore, does it?


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#17
I bet you anything if "The Joker" decided to pull this off he would put some kind of awesome twist on it, and somehow get every ATM machine out of gothom whilst calling everyone a dumbass in the city haha.
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So... smarty pants.. how would you take a cash machine out of the wall?

there was a case not 2 years ago of some people doing the same, only they used the back hacker of a JCB to pull it out of the wall, got away with £30,000.

Doesnt seem so failtastic anymore, does it?
I wouldn't do it in the first place.

It's not that they used a trencher, it's that they did it to an ATM that's in the same bulding as a load apartments and with residential houses across the street. Plus the ATM is right by a grocery store that has security cameras. And it's in the middle of the town. That is the fail part of it.
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And you're gonna give it to 'em.

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it!
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#31
Haha, that's like a more epic version of the idiots where I live who tried to rob a Securicor van and then...tried to escape on a pushbike!
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