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#1
Post all sorts of random useless knowledge you possess. I'll start:

did you know that male snakes have two penises, one on each side?
#3
random knowledge: in medieval times, it was believed by some physicians that drinking a certain herbal medicine would be able to heal a skull fracture so serious that the brain was showing.
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#5
Did you know that phone?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#9
Did you know that i once open mouth kissed a horse?
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#11
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did you know that this is a stupid thread?


Fail. Everyone knows that.
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#13
Quote by Zolom
Did you know that i once open mouth kissed a horse?


Nice Austin Powers reference.
#14
Did you know cats have seven eyeballs that are hidden under the fur on their back?
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#15
Most people know of two poles, the north and south pole, but in fact there are 11, celestial poles, geographic poles, magnetic poles, geomagnetic poles, and poles of inaccessibility as well as one ceremonial pole.
#18
random knowledge eh?

There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

Are you a grower or a shower: An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge.

Next up: curing cancer.
The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 -- that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm -- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#20
Did you know?
Philosophy FTW.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#22
did you know this thread has been done like a gazillion times?
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#23
A girl at my school once swallowed a jingle bell. Whenever she jumped up and down with her mouth open you could hear the jingle
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#25
I know the average wing speed velocity of a swallow.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#26
Quote by Fivebretz
It's never too cold to snow


In Ireland maybe. Try somewhere cold.
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#27
Quote by wahappen
In Ireland maybe. Try somewhere cold.


Like the poles?

BTW!: I saw this on QI this christmas, it has to be true.
#28
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did you know this thread has been done like a gazillion times?

i still don't get why everybody cares so much about this.
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of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


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I fapped over Louis Walsh.


Metal sucks
#29
Quote by Fivebretz
Like the poles?


Or mid west north america lol

The poles aren't cold.
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#30
While we're on the subject, I want to know how the hell someone found out that dolphins enjoy sex.
#31
Quote by Fivebretz
It's never too cold to snow

F**k you conventional wisdom and take a hike old wive's tales

O rly?
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#33
Quote by 0RI0N
I know the average wing speed velocity of a swallow.

African or European?
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#34
More people have been killed by AK-47s than people who were killed by both the nuclear bombs that have been dropped.
#36
People who talk with their hands generally have a better grasp on language.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#37
Did you know there's a website devoted to this?
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#38
QI: Pit edition!
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#39
Snails have sex for 12 hours straight...


But only once.
Eternity isn't long
If all you so is sleep
And forever is just a little while
If all you do is dream.




All Alone is All we Are
#40
Having a fap doesnt give you hairy palms of your hands if you shave the hair off...
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