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#1
Why boybands are gay, stereotypically.

I don't see the gayness in a group of young guys singing constantly about some chicks. If anything, they should be applauded for reaffirming their heterosexuality on these occasions. True, some of them are gay, but that shouldn't account for their terrible image.

music doesn't have to be t3h br00talz guys.
#2
It's like metal. They sing about the brootals and women but everyone know they like to fondle cocks after doing so.

And in all honesty, who doesn't?
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#7
Quote by szekelymihai
youre talking bout the J Bros aren't you?


Nah, I could care less about them, I've never heard them.

I mean Westlife/Boyzone etc
#9
Quote by camhussynec
cuz there taking music in the wrong direction. music should stay metal


Congratulations on a failtastic post.
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#10
Quote by camhussynec
cuz there taking music in the wrong direction. music should stay metal



These are the kind of people that give metal a bad name.
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Last edited by angusfan16 at Feb 9, 2009,
#11
The fact that they have to keep reassuring themselves by singing about chicks shows they're denying their homosexuality. Surely?
#12
Because theysuck musically speaking.

a douchebag who gets a ot of girls is still a douchebag
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#13
Singing in the same style, and sometimes the same pitch, as a girl pop star, makes one seem rather gay. And how many boy bands actually write their own songs?
#15
Quote by hazzmatazz
The fact that they have to keep reassuring themselves by singing about chicks shows they're denying their homosexuality. Surely?


By that logic, pretty much every band is a gaynessdenyer?
#16
Quote by Fivebretz
By that logic, pretty much every band is a gaynessdenyer?


Not really. Have you heard how cliched and repetetive these people are? I would rather stick a fork in my eye than listen to them.
#17
Quote by camhussynec
cuz there taking music in the wrong direction. music should stay metal


SEE BELOW

Quote by angusfan16
These are the kind of people that give metal a bad name.


Fucking obnoxious elitists. There are other kinds of music, bud.
#18
Quote by kayaress one
SEE BELOW


Fucking obnoxious elitists. There are other kinds of music, bud.



You calling me an elitist, or him?
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#19
Quote by camhussynec
cuz there taking music in the wrong direction. music should stay metal


Shotgun to the face please.
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#20
Quote by Kensai
It's like metal. They sing about the brootals and women but everyone know they like to fondle cocks after doing so.

And in all honesty, who doesn't?



Yeah, most metal doesn't have lyrics about wanting chicks. I find that most metal is either about killing or hate.
#21
you guys are morons, I think it's KINDA obvious he was joking -_-
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All-riiight.
#22
Anyway, boybands sing about girls and love and shit because that's what their target audience likes. That's what gets preteen pantys wet. All that love bullshit.
#23
Quote by Trefellin
Yeah, most metal doesn't have lyrics about wanting chicks. I find that most metal is either about killing or hate.


I guess it depends on the genre.

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Anyway, boybands sing about girls and love and shit because that's what their target audience likes. That's what gets preteen pantys wet. All that love bullshit.


Hm... how does one start these "boy bands"?
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#24
"I Love You" > "I Cum Blood"

I hate being judged for liking boybands by people who's favourite songs are about murder and rape or whatever, let alone death metal etc.

Not aimed at this forum, just in general
#25
Quote by Kensai
I guess it depends on the genre.


Hm... how does one start these "boy bands"?



Well to begin, you have to look like this guy.
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#26
Quote by Kensai
I guess it depends on the genre.


I don't consider hair metal to be metal.

Quote by angusfan16
Well to begin, you have to look like this guy.


Then gets some gay friends...
#27
Quote by Kensai
It's like metal. They sing about the brootals and women but everyone know they like to fondle cocks after doing so.

And in all honesty, who doesn't?

OK! Same as Lance Bass doesn't make all boybands gay the same goes with metal and rob halford!
#29
Somebody who is heterosexual doesn't feel the need to reaffirm his heterosexuality. Especially not through singing high pitched, obnoxious songs.

That reminds me of that stand-up comedy by Pablo Francisco, when he's imitating these boybands: "Girl you're FIIIIINE!"
#31
Boybands are gay for doing the "sit ona bar stool for the verse then stand up and dance like a very slow retard at the chorus" thing.
#33
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#34
If you play Jonas Bothers backwards they sound better.
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#35
Quote by Fivebretz
"I Love You" > "I Cum Blood"

I hate being judged for liking boybands by people who's favourite songs are about murder and rape or whatever, let alone death metal etc.


"Well I taught the weepin' willow how to cry, cry, cry" > "I love You"

3 chords + some honest words song in a baritone > 3 chords + recycled words sung in a girly voice
#36
Quote by AToolCircle93
Metal sucks dick, boy bands suck dick...

See what I'm getting at here?



I see. Music just flat out sucks dick.
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#37
Quote by angusfan16
I see. Music just flat out sucks dick.


Exactly, all music is terrible... With the exception of Peruvian flute bands
#38
This high pitched thing isn't flyin' with me. It's just plain wrong. Boybands don't exclusively sing in "high pitched" voices, nor does any other genre NOT do it. I've heard plenty of high pitched stuff in metal
#40
Quote by Fivebretz
High Pitched?

What about Claudio(?) from C&C? Matt Bellamy?


I have no idea who they are, and the only C&C I'm aware of is Command and Conquer.

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And Obnoxious, like Metal is less "obnoxious" than boybands?


For someone who is so against stereotyping, you sure seem to generalize a lot.
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