#1
A friend of mine came up to me while I was talking to someone at school and put a camera in my face. He asked me what I thought love was (this is for the school video announcements), but I was too caught off guard to do anything but say "What?" in a strange tone.

He's going to be turning it in in two days, but he said I could redo my segment.

Pit, I call upon you to come up with an answer that will be funny to those that know me, but that everyone else will think I'm either insane or retarded.


Let's see what you can do.
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#2
It's something that two people share, without having to say it
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#3
It's when you'll go and pick up her shopping without asking for a blowjob in return, because you want to do stuff for her.
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#4
Love is the only word that can describe my relationship with my raincheck

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#6
A word
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#8
I just want to clarify, but I don't want it to be serious by any means. A friend of mine said "it's what happens when I give her $50", but that's a bit overused, if that makes any sense.
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#10
It's when you like Mudkips because she does as well.
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#12
Love is that feeling you get deep, deep inside you when the person you're with gets inside you and becomes one with you. And as they release their love into your most inner regions, you'll squeal with delight as it literally spills out of you and back onto them. That's love.
#14
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Love is when she trades you her holographic Balstoise for your Kakuna that's half bent on one corner.


That and the shazaam one are winning.
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#15
Him: So Chris, what do you think love is?
You: Well, I think IT'S MORE THAN A FEEELINGGGGG
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Him: So Chris, what do you think love is?
You: Well, I think IT'S MORE THAN A FEEELINGGGGG


Those were actually his exact words, nice.

I was thinking getting someone to either sing What Is Love or Afternoon Delight with me.
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#19
Love is being aware of your partner's faults and flaws and still thinking that they crap flowers and butterflies.
#22
Just sing the chorus of "I Wanna Know What Love Is" as loud and angsty as possible. Fist clenches are a must.
#23
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Those were actually his exact words, nice.


Awesome. I'm good at this. Some people think I'm psychic. They haven't actually said that to me, but I just know...
#25
Come on Pit, don't leave me with my own lame ass ideas.
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#26
Love is what gets you into a girl's pants and then keeps her from leaving when you start to beat her.

Really, my idea of love is accepting a person for their flaws as well as their virtues. Caring, learning from and growing as a person with someone else... And shit.
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#28
Well.. love is... its...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
#29
When she doesn't press charges.

EDIT: Beaten to it

EDIT2: By a lot. How long did I take to reply....
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#30
I don't think I'll find anyone else to sing Afternoon Delight, so I guess the Pokemon card one is going to do it.
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