What is the one thing that really puzzles you about the opposite sex?

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#1
For me it's the obsession with boobs. Boobs are nothing but saggy lumps of fat. What is is that's so great about them?
#4
Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.
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#10
Why are their boobs much bigger than mine? That has always bothered me greatly.
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#11
why do women orgasms last twice as long as men's?

grammar phail I know
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Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.

I don't say this often, but you sir just won this thread.
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#13
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I'll get back to you when I have a penis.
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Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.


You win.
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I'll get back to you when I have a penis.


Apologies, I assumed only a guy could post a thread like this, haha.
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For me it's the obsession with boobs. Boobs are nothing but saggy lumps of fat. What is is that's so great about them?


How come girls don't understand the sheer beauty of the boobs? Cock looks like elbow scrag, seriously.
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#18
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how come every woman I like is depressed as a mother****er?


What's the common denominator here?
#19
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Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.


most guys don't last long enough to even give the ladies multiple o's. so we gots it lucky =D
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Apologies, I assumed only a guy could post a thread like this, haha.

No problem. :]

Trust me, guys are impossible to understand most of the time.
#21
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I'll get back to you when I have a penis.


Your profile says you are Danish. I don't mean to offend you but I heard that there are huge levels of incest happening in Denmark. Like... 40% Is that true?
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Your profile says you are Danish. I don't mean to offend you but I heard that there are huge levels of incest happening in Denmark. Like... 40% Is that true?


it wouldn't surprise me if you were the one asking on yahoo answers: "is it true that child pornography and bestiality are legal in sweden?"

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#23
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how come every woman I like is depressed as a mother****er?


I used to have that. Its weird.

In think mine would be how they take the most tiny things you've done wrong and somehow manage to turn it into a big thing... The other day I was talking to my girlfriend and some other friends and we were talking about sex dreams and I told a friend that I once had a sex dream about her. We all had a good laugh but then my girlfriend gave me the cold bitchy treatment for three days when I finally asked her what the **** she was so angry about and she brought up the convosation of three days previous. Not only did she know from that convosation that the dream was had before I even met her, the girl it being about being one of my friends from early childhood, but also she somehow thought that the subcounsious, uncontrolable world of my dreams was in some way concious and controlable...

Women...
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it wouldn't surprise me if you were the one asking on yahoo answers: "is it true that child pornography and bestiality are legal in sweden?"



No, I didn't do that... But now I want to.
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#26
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Your profile says you are Danish. I don't mean to offend you but I heard that there are huge levels of incest happening in Denmark. Like... 40% Is that true?
Not that I know of.
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No, I didn't do that.


what makes you think incest is so common there?
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#28
Crabs.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#29
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Not that I know of.


The man on the radio lied to me.

He also said that most Danes are the descendants of Cain.
#31
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Trust me, guys are impossible to understand most of the time.


Thats because you ladies overthink everything.
The male human is a suprisingly simple creature.
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#32
Why do they always ramble on for hours, talking about nothing/things men don't give a damn about...?
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#33
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The man on the radio lied to me.

He also said that most Danes are the descendants of Cain.

And just who is Cain?
#34
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Thats because you ladies overthink everything.
The male human is a suprisingly simple creature.


That's why they have a hard time. They can't comprehend the idea of taking something at face value.

^Cain killed Abel, in the Bible
#35
Quote by IDread
Thats because you ladies overthink everything.
The male human is a suprisingly simple creature.

So basically guys are just;

boobs
sex
food
sex
sleep
sex
sex
boobs
sleep
sex
?
#36
Quote by quistie
So basically guys are just;

boobs
sex
food
sex
sleep
sex
sex
boobs
sleep
sex
?


You forgot legs
#37
Why men tend to want to be alone. If you want to be alone, then go away!
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#39
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Thats because you ladies overthink everything.
The male human is a suprisingly simple creature.


Exactly, Men want sex, if someone/something is stopping them from getting it, they will be unhappy.

You're welcome ladies!
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#40
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That's why they have a hard time. They can't comprehend the idea of taking something at face value.

^Cain killed Abel, in the Bible

Not really no. You learn not to very quickly.

Cain and Abel being Adam and Eve's kids right? I knew I should have paid attention in Religion.