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#3
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages,"

haha, sluts.
Last edited by Tempoe at Feb 9, 2009,
#4
o.k i'l call bullsh!t
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#5
Well, my lady will never get breast cancer!!!
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#6
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

Dohoho.
#9
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Dohoho.



, ok, either the name is fake or both the article and name are.
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#10
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In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid


I want to know how they approached these women.

"Excuse me miss... you look like you suck a fair bit of dick, I wonder if you'd help me"

Infact, that could be a good chat up line
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#11
Soooooo....which UGer is going to try this first?
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#12
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Dohoho.



I've never laughed so hard in my life....
To me:
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#15
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

yes, and the bible is also the most accurate form of knowledge as well
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#16
i wonder how they conducted this research ;p;p;p
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#22
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years


HAHA
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#24
This is most definitely fake, note the "CNN" logos and then take a looksie at the URL.

Shame. :/
#25
Well there is a way around this. Said women can simply not perform fellatio and just ask the guys to jerk off by themselves and put the semen in like a cup or something.

But I better not say anything or else these women might get ideas.
#27
FAKE, but still funny.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#28
aww man. just when i was gonna start swallowing my own skeet skeet, turns out its only for breast cancer
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#29
Quote by nalyd
This is most definitely fake, note the "CNN" logos and then take a looksie at the URL.

Shame. :/

Yep. I'm disappointed.


Doesn't mean I won't tell guys to try this with male prostitutes and then laugh at them when they blow another guy.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#30
Quote by nalyd
This is most definitely fake, note the "CNN" logos and then take a looksie at the URL.

Shame. :/



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FAKE, but still funny.



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it's fake. click the homepage link or any other






(lictepeen )
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#31
it's fake. click the homepage link or any other
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#32
might be fake

but it does make you wonder, if someone now tried to proove this i wonder what the findings would be
#33
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

The ****? How do you research something like that?

Pat_s1EDIT: Just noticed something...
The url isn't for CNN, so therefore it's probably fake.
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Feb 9, 2009,
#34
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

It was nearly credible until that.
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#36
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might be fake

but it does make you wonder, if someone now tried to proove this i wonder what the findings would be

But how would you actually carry out the experiment?

"Excuse me ma'am, would you mind blowing me?"
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#37
Wonder if this line will work on my girlfriend...

Edit: No it didn't
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#38
but what if you cum blood?
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