Spanish-speakers, translate, pl0x. I have to write letter to asshole Spanish teacher.

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Beta Club is the gayest. You pay money in the beginning of school to help people for no money. The only benefit is that you're 50% more nerd or that it looks good on your resume, which is the reason that my mom made me join (last one, not first one ).

So our school is one of those gay ones filled with the most unimaginative Thank-you-this and Love-you-that days, and now for my last project (for some reason we have to do at least two "school-approved" projects, as if helping out in a soup kitchen is like a crime or something, but it's not "approved") I have to write cards to three teachers for "Teacher Appreciation Day." And I hate all three. I know, right, go figure.

Well the first two weren't hard, they were last year's and this year's math teachers so I just wrote a bunch of **** about how "we all appreciate your time"... blablabla. But now my Spanish teacher. We had to write three cards at least, and she was the only one who was left, and I and the rest of her classes despise the woman because she's a spic bitch who doesn't speak a word in normal English grammar... most pit-monkeys would have better grammar than her. Example:

Lul i wuz reedin ma geetar an so i broek an streng.

>

What does this means? Does anyone knows what this mean?

Well, you get the picture. But the worst thing about her is that she's a real beaner, that is, she doesn't want to adapt to America so instead we have to adapt to her perfect world. And in her perfect world, all the English kids speak Spanish 24/7 in Spanish class, which, as everyone knows, doesn't happen.

But knowing her and how she hates my guts with a passion, she's probably going to complain to Beta Club that she wants it in Spanish (if I write it in English) so that they'd be forced to kick me out, rendering my other 40 hours of tutoring some dumbass a complete waste of time because I'd have nothing to show for it.

So the question is (for $40,000): Translate the following in Spanish:

Dear Sra. Rodriguez,

Thank you for all the things that you are teaching our class and your other classes about the Spanish language and grammar!
We really appreciate you using your time to help us understand everything!
Sincerely,
**** YOU

Tl;dr:

So the question is (for $40,000): Translate the following in Spanish:

Dear Sra. Rodriguez,

Thank you for all the things that you are teaching our class and your other classes about the Spanish language and grammar!
We really appreciate you using your time to help us understand everything!
Sincerely,
**** YOU
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I'll be forced to.

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then she might read it as suck my ovaries
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Hm... True. This might just be something worth trying.
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Wow, is it really right for you to be thanking a teacher you clearly don't have any appreciation for? If someone hasn't earned your thanks for whatever reason don't give it even if you will benefit from it.
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
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tell her:
chinga tu madre berga
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Querida Sra. Rodriguez,

Gracias por todo lo que usted nos enseña a nuestra clase y a sus otras clases sobre la lengua española y su gramática
Realmente apreciamos que usted use su tiempo para ayudarnos a entender todo!
Sinceramente,
JODASE!


You're welcome.
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So the question is (for $40,000): Translate the following in Spanish:

Dear Sra. Rodriguez,

Thank you for all the things that you are teaching our class and your other classes about the Spanish language and grammar!
We really appreciate you using your time to help us understand everything!
Sincerely,
**** YOU

Querida señorita Rodriguez

gracias por todas las cosas que nos enseña en nuestra clase y en otras sobre el idioma español y su gramatica.
En verdad apreciamos el tiempo que usa en ayudarnos y hacernos entender todo.
sinceramente:
metase una verga al ano.

something like that???
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Querida Sra. Rodriguez,

Gracias por todo lo que usted nos enseña a nuestra clase y a sus otras clases sobre la lengua española y su gramática
Realmente apreciamos que usted use su tiempo para ayudarnos a entender todo!
Sinceramente,
JODASE!


You're welcome.

creo que lo hiciste mejor que yo...meeeh...

i think you did it better than i did.
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Querida Señora Rodriguez,

Gracias por todas las cosas que nos estas enseñando en nuestra clase y en todas las clases de la idioma Español.

Somos conscientes de tu ayuda en entender todo.

Senciramente,
Chinga tu madre
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Wow, is it really right for you to be thanking a teacher you clearly don't have any appreciation for? If someone hasn't earned your thanks for whatever reason don't give it even if you will benefit from it.

My eyes.....

use normal font/text
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Querida Sra. Rodriguez,

Gracias por todo lo que usted nos enseña a nuestra clase y a sus otras clases sobre la lengua española y su gramática
Realmente apreciamos que usted use su tiempo para ayudarnos a entender todo!
Sinceramente,
JODASE!


You're welcome.


/thread.

You, sir, are God.

Thank you so much. How do you want the money? I only have pennies and am too lazy to go to a bank to get it changed for $500 bills. You pay for shipping for 22125 lbs worth of coins.
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You think so? I usually have a hard time writing in "neutral" spanish...

well i think you used better words than i did. i am more of a "coloquial" (i don't know how to say that in english) kinda guy.
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/thread.

You, sir, are God.

Thank you so much. How do you want the money? I only have pennies and am too lazy to go to a bank to get it changed for $500 bills. You pay for shipping for 22125 lbs worth of coins.

wtf???!!! what about me and metaldud???!!!! i think you should give the money in 3 equal parts.

EDIT : upss sorry for double post.
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Querida Sra. Rodriguez,

(upside down ‘!&rsquoGracias para todos las cosas que estas ensen(squiggle over the ‘n&rsquoando a nuestro clase y los otros clases sobre la idioma Espan(squiggle over the ‘n&rsquool y su gra(accent over ‘a&rsquomatica! (upside down ‘!&rsquo Nosotros apreciamos mucho que usas tu tiempo para ayudarnos a comprender todo!

sinceramente,


beso mi culo (kiss my *ss)
vete a la verga (go eat d*ck)
cara de cona (c*nt face)

*OR*

chingate (f*ck you)
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#25
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My eyes.....

use normal font/text


Never!!! UG will pay for giving me the ability to change my writing font.


I also like to be unique
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
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Querida Sra. Rodriguez,

(upside down ‘!&rsquoGracias para todos las cosas que estas ensen(squiggle over the ‘n&rsquoando a nuestro clase y los otros clases sobre la idioma Espan(squiggle over the ‘n&rsquool y su gra(accent over ‘a&rsquomatica! (upside down ‘!&rsquo Nosotros apreciamos mucho que usas tu tiempo para ayudarnos a comprender todo!

sinceramente,


beso mi culo (kiss my *ss)
vete a la verga (go eat d*ck)
cara de cona (c*nt face)

*OR*

chingate (f*ck you)

vete a la verga does not mean eat my dick.

it's just like saying "go **** yourself."

if you want to say eat my dick you can say "chupamela" or "come polla" or "me la mamas" etc...
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vete a la verga does not mean eat my dick.

it's just like saying "go **** yourself."

if you want to say eat my dick you can say "chupamela" or "come polla" or "me la mamas" etc...



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well i think you used better words than i did. i am more of a "coloquial" (i don't know how to say that in english) kinda guy.


Yeah, I know what you mean.
Here we use A LOT of slang words, so it's kinda hard for me to write something that everyone will understand.
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Querida Señora Rodriguez,

Gracias por todas las cosas que nos estas enseñando en nuestra clase y en todas las clases de la idioma Español.

Somos conscientes de tu ayuda en entender todo.

Senciramente,
Chinga tu madre


not the best translation but it is the best out of these

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not the best translation but it is the best out of these

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Aww shucks. I wanted to add "F*ck your mother" instead of the plain old "F*ck you"
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Aww shucks. I wanted to add "F*ck your mother" instead of the plain old "F*ck you"



well isnt "chinga tu madre" **** your mother?
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At first he was like...
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^good translations to all

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^good translations to all

and hey! im spending my weekend in seattle.
im coming up from portland


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At first he was like...
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But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo