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So last Saturday night me and my friends got real drunk then went off to this club. Apparently I was dancing with this chubby girl. I'm a pretty fit guy, so chubby isn't really what I like. I was drunk You would think I would never see her agian but my friend just so happens to know her, he has like 1500 people on his facebook!

Anyways being such a great friend he gave her my contact info, name, facebook, cell, e-mail... She already added me on msn and facebook and I'm too scared to turn on my cell phone right now

Why not just block\delete her? Well she also lives in the same residence as me and I'm not so gutless to just completly ignore her.

Pit, how would you get your self out of this situation?

I'm just gonna tell her I was drunk and I don't remember or something like that.
#3
How bout you don't be a superficial cockfag?
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#5
By danced you mean had sex with in many many positions, right?
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#7
Tisk tisk, chubby girls need lovin' too
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#8
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By danced you mean had sex with in many many positions, right?


No, it was dirty, grinding, club kind of dancing lol ...
#9
Do her hot friend. Fat chicks always have hot friends.
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#10
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How bout you don't be a superficial cockfag?


This.

And if you don't want her, that just leaves more for me.
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#11
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Do her hot friend. Fat chicks always have hot friends.


I'm not that gutless.
#12
You got drunk and went to a club. I'm missing the part where we're supposed to feel sorry for you.
#13
Tell her how ****faced u were, and that you'd rather not have her think that you two have some special **** going on...
#15
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I'm not that gutless.

Wouldn't that take MORE guts? Or threesome.
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#17
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You got drunk and went to a club. I'm missing the part where we're supposed to feel sorry for you.


Chubby girl that's gonna start stalking me now!
#19
so she kinda likes you, let her touch your penis
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#20
Just tell her you always dance with random girls at clubs.
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#21
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If she contacts you, just say you're not interested...?

Oh wow, ya just do this. *facepalm* Nice job Le_Bunny
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#22
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If she contacts you, just say you're not interested...?
Why that's just practical enough to work!
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#23
Who says she even likes you? You danced with her at a club. If you think she likes you, tell her you don't like her.

Stop being a pansy.
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#24
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Chubby girl that's gonna start stalking me now!


She's a girl, right? You've already done better than 90% of the pit, so what's to complain about?
#25
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Do her hot friend. Fat chicks always have hot friends.


yup the fat chicks help make us non-fat girls look even better
#26
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so she kinda likes you, let her touch your penis


She already did when we were dancing lol
#27
I'm surprised nobody has said "Tell her you're gay" yet.
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#29
She might not stalk you, you don't know yet. She might not have the guts (ha-ha) to talk to you at all. In any case, if she does come near you, shove a grenade in her fat mouth and push her down so she can't get up.
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yup the fat chicks help make us non-fat girls look even better

Ah, balance in the universe.
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#35
Maybe stop being a shallow asshole?

For all you know, she's a really nice person.
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#37
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Tell her Your gay.




That's better.
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#38
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Tell her Your gay.




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i am gay.
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#39
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I'm surprised nobody has said "Tell her you're gay" yet.


I was under the impression he had his heart set on lying to her to get out of it.
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