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What are you're favourite non sexual moments of bliss?


Going to be honest and say i found this on another forum, so not taking credit for the idea. However i can't post on that forum, and I'd much rather hear the pits answers


One of my personal favourites is swimming in the rain
For example; There's a steady rainfall outside, but its not to cold. The pool temperature is slightly above that of outsides. You strap on some goggles and dive into the warm water, feeling the pleasant change in temperature and hearing the plunge into the water followed by a serene silence. You roll over to look up and see the rain drops hitting the surface of the pool.

Rawr, so relaxing.
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#5
Nailing a great solo, and adding your own touch to a song.

For me, it'll always be playing a song. Yellow Ledbetter.
#8
Tearing **** apart with an axe for a good cause.

Also, rowing thru the gears in my mustang while listening to some heavy metal. Preferably something like "One", "Cemetery Gates", or something similar.
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#9
Listening to the "Stayin' Alive" bassline.
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Tearing **** apart with an axe for a good cause.

Also, rowing thru the gears in my mustang while listening to some heavy metal. Preferably something like "One", "Cemetery Gates", or something similar.


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#11
Also when you hear something so awesome in a song you let out an involuntary "yeah"
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Going to sleep when you're REALLY tired.

yes. better yet, doing something boring when you're really tired, then getting to that stage where you're struggling to keep your eyes open. stop doing the boring thing, take a piss, get in bed, and keep doing the boring thing til you get to that stage again, then let it happen. that's the most amazing sleep you can get.
#13
Waking up, and knowing you have absolutely nothing to do that day.

In the space on 20 minutes, i'll be out of bed and started on the guitar, followed by a shower, a wank, listen to music, and then more aimless jamming with myself.
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#14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy3ht0rvbJ0

The first time I heard this song. I got so many chills going up and down my body.
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#15
Mozart's Requiem, first movement. It makes me want to die...in a good way.

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#17
i thought of another one for me.

i don't know if anybody else has done this, but a few times i've gotten so into a song that i've had an out of body experience and felt like i was a part of the music. the first time it happened, one of the people i was with changed the song and apparently i started convulsing until it was put back, just because everything about me was so in tune with the music. i don't remember what song that was, but the second time it happened was qotsa's mosquito song.
#18
lemon honey on yogurt bread... mmm... so yum.
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#19
Going to sleep in a nice, warm, soft bed after a long night in the cold rain.

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i thought of another one for me.

i don't know if anybody else has done this, but a few times i've gotten so into a song that i've had an out of body experience and felt like i was a part of the music. the first time it happened, one of the people i was with changed the song and apparently i started convulsing until it was put back, just because everything about me was so in tune with the music. i don't remember what song that was, but the second time it happened was qotsa's mosquito song.


Wow, that's lovely.


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#20
Playing frisbee with my dog on a cool sunny day... stoned.
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#21
Sitting around doing nothing after exercising.

After a night of partying, waking up in the morning after a great sleep and feeling so comfortable you never want to get out of bed.
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#23
the several moments when you just wake up and dont remember any of your problems.
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#26
on a sunny hillside under a nice shade tree laying back and relaxing with a good book and some good tea. my god i sound like an old man and i can't even smoke yet!
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#28
Sittin on the porch with my best mate at 2am in the morning, raining, writing songs with our acoustics
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#29
Playing any thing with a capo on the 5th fret

i dunno why, but whenever i do it everything just sounds better to me

it might just be the songs im trying to play but still

either that or id definately have to say when youve been up all night and you finally just collapse into sleep after doing something boring



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#30
1. lieing down in my bed with the curtains and lights out when i'm completely stoned.

2. watching 'lost in translation' for the first time.

3. making people smile (in a good way).

4. reading 'norwegian wood' on a sunny may day under the trees.
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#31
the moment before penetration.

that's non-sexual..
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#32
On a mountain. It's cool and there's a moderate breeze coming in. The sun is low and the sky is orange.
#33
rolling up some tissue and putting it in your nose and wiggling it a bit as to enduce a sneeze
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rolling up some tissue and putting it in your nose and wiggling it a bit as to enduce a sneeze


omg you do that to! i thought i was the only one!

but on topic, when after standing in line for 2 hours and standing in the mosh listening to crap supporting bands and getting sweated on by some fat guy for another 2 hours and you feel so **** that you wonder why you even came and then the band you wanted to see comes onstage and its all worth it. thats awesome.
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#35
Sitting around with mates, reminiscing on old times over a couple of drinks.

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#37
Mine and my friends' yearly camping trip; sat out wearing only shorts with a beer on a sunny afternoon laughing at jokes only we understand.
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#38
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Mozart's Requiem, first movement. It makes me want to die...in a good way.

The second makes me want to go out on an battlefield, armed with a power axe and a bolter, and fight the vicious Tyranid!

EDIT:
The second is Dies Irae, right?

EDIT2:
It was the third! Second is Kyrie Eleison.
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#39
Outside, sat on my steps on a sunny day with a book, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, alternately reading and watching the river flow past.
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#40
holding a pee until you physically can no longer
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