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#1
Ok before I begin, I'm not on some kind of crusade against overweight people, I just want everyone (big and small) to give an example of how fat people, or being fat themselves has helped or hindered thier life.

It seems talking about weight is so taboo these days because you don't want to offend someone, but I say burning issues SHOULD be addressed!

Here's my example:

I hate fat b4st4rds cos they sweat and are generally an eyesore.


over to you..
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#4
I think people should excercise more and get a better diet in general, fat or not.

Especially you, TS.
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#6
I have nothing wrong with fat people. Most of them have great personalities (it's usually only the fat people that make me laugh).
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#8
Quote by blackflag49
You know what's unfortunate? Fat people who don't have great personalities.

It's like God gave them no redeeming qualities.


That's not true, they can do good barrel rolls.
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#9
I dislike how they take up more space on the underground, and sitting next to them is always a pain if they take up half your seat, I also suppose that taxes spent on healthcare would go down (albeit marginally) if there were no fat people. I dunno, there are some fatties who are OK and some I dislike, it depends upon their attitude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTq2_3LfXM worth a laugh.

Oh, and my views really only regard extremely overweight individuals who are too lazy to lose weight.
#10

YOU FAIL TS

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#11
More cushion for the pushin'.

Way to quote my deleted post kensai.
Last edited by blackflag49 at Feb 10, 2009,
#12
Quote by Chrisiphone

YOU FAIL TS



Hi, sorry it must be an american thing, but what does TS mean? I think I heard Homer say it to Bart once when he wanted $100 for Radioactive Man No.1
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Maybe your Dads pissed because hes shooting blanks :P
#13
Quote by blackflag49
More cushion for the pushin'.

Way to quote my deleted post kensai.


Way to delete the post I quoted blackflag49
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#15
Quote by mattiwillohouse
Hi, sorry it must be an american thing, but what does TS mean? I think I heard Homer say it to Bart once when he wanted $100 for Radioactive Man No.1

thread starter lol
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#16
To quote myself, Fat people are fat.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#17
I'm not fat. I gained weight though. The job I have involves lots of sitting and driving, and drive thrus.

I hate that I gained weight but I can't seem to discipline myself enough to stick to excersise so I can lose it. I try to ride my bike everyday (weather permitting) and what not...

It hasn't really affected me though I guess. My best friend is pretty big, but he is a strong mother****er and can kick most peoples asses.
#18
^Dude I'm a security guard...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#20
Pros: Never having to try in gym class, everyone naturally assumes you to be uncoordinated

Cons: Never getting laid, people giving you ****, Breaking chairs, low self-esteem, running slowly, chafing.

I know fo sho.
#21
Quote by ctb
Protip: Don't use the word 'fat' when referring to people.


Apparently they prefer "chunky"
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#22
Quote by metacarpi
Apparently they prefer "chunky"


Or "gravity challenged"
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#23
Quote by fila_93
fail



how so anus breath?
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Maybe your Dads pissed because hes shooting blanks :P
#24
Quote by Kensai
Or "gravity challenged"


Amply framed?

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how so anus breath?


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#25
fat people make me cum blood

(w00t, my first icumblood post on UG, the sect initiation rite is complete!)
#26
Quote by metacarpi
Apparently they prefer "chunky"
That reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Homer gives his email to the detective to spy on Lisa "chunkylover[number]@aol.com".
#27
I actually have a story ive been dying to share with someone concerning this matter.

*all of this is completly true and is not in anyway exaggerated*

Oh it was some six or seven months ago when I found I failed my S.O.L *Standards of learning; a test required by the state in which i live* and I was in a room with only 3 other people awaiting my retest.

Our guidance coulselor is.....rather large *shes f*cking enormous* and she was the one who administered the retest.

She is one to gab on about nothing in pirticular but today someone said something to her that would in time make me wont to litterally attack her physically. She began ranting on about "DISCRIMINATION" And before you can comprehend why this would offend me, I have been sent to the office, to her office specificly, over being Gay *not commiting acts of homosexuality, or promoting it even* at least 5 times in this year. She has said things that if i had lived ina reasonable place could have gotten even a preacher fired. *i.e, one time she told me "You cannot be gay, god wont allow it" in a public school with the prinicaple nodding her head in agreeance"*

SO, this lady is now in front of me saying "Obiece people are discriminated against in this country, they dont make some of the roller coaster rides to suit us, we have to special order T-Shirts, we have to pay much more for food *THAT ONE KILLED ME*, we cant even breathe good sometimes

I quietly said to her "its not discrimination if you cannot breathe good..."

And she....with all seriousness....looks me dead in the eyes and says "What would you know about discrimination?"

FIN
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#28
Quote by 0RI0N
To quote myself, Fat people are fat.


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wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#31
Fat people are warmer in the Winter and if they decide to be pornstars can get into the BBW category.
Quote by soulflyV
haha

TS stands for Threadstarter. It's not an American thing at all.

I think TS also means tough shit, but not on UG.
#32
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I actually have a story ive been dying to share with someone concerning this matter.

*all of this is completly true and is not in anyway exaggerated*

Oh it was some six or seven months ago when I found I failed my S.O.L *Standards of learning; a test required by the state in which i live* and I was in a room with only 3 other people awaiting my retest.

Our guidance coulselor is.....rather large *shes f*cking enormous* and she was the one who administered the retest.

She is one to gab on about nothing in pirticular but today someone said something to her that would in time make me wont to litterally attack her physically. She began ranting on about "DISCRIMINATION" And before you can comprehend why this would offend me, I have been sent to the office, to her office specificly, over being Gay *not commiting acts of homosexuality, or promoting it even* at least 5 times in this year. She has said things that if i had lived ina reasonable place could have gotten even a preacher fired. *i.e, one time she told me "You cannot be gay, god wont allow it" in a public school with the prinicaple nodding her head in agreeance"*

SO, this lady is now in front of me saying "Obiece people are discriminated against in this country, they dont make some of the roller coaster rides to suit us, we have to special order T-Shirts, we have to pay much more for food *THAT ONE KILLED ME*, we cant even breathe good sometimes

I quietly said to her "its not discrimination if you cannot breathe good..."

And she....with all seriousness....looks me dead in the eyes and says "What would you know about discrimination?"

FIN


A homophobe, who thinks the air is discriminating against her? Looks like they picked the right person for the job
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#33
I'm quite a small person. It bothers me when larger people think they deserve more than half the seat on a bus when they're beside me purely because I'm small.

People on buses should never touch.
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#34
Quote by Domino
I'm quite a small person. It bothers me when larger people think they deserve more than half the seat on a bus when they're beside me purely because I'm small.

People on buses should never touch.


What? I always touch people on the bus, at least until I'm thrown off or the police greet me.
#35
Quote by drunkinkoala

I think TS also means tough shit, but not on UG.

Actually, here on UG, TS refers to a member with that name. He's very disliked, or more correctly: popularity disadvantaged. That's why most threads contain references to him, because he made a very strong negative impression on us all. He doesn't come to UG often since around 1994 or so), but when he does so he often posts controversial things where he calls many other members idiots and so on.
#36
Quote by Domino
I'm quite a small person. It bothers me when larger people think they deserve more than half the seat on a bus when they're beside me purely because I'm small.

People on buses should never touch.


The £4 it costs to get a bus around here would be a complete rip off if I wasn't allowed to feel up a few pensioners
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#37
I love it when smug idiots say 'fail' at the start of a thread then you don't hear from them again when it actually gets a few amusing replies.

shame on you non-believers...
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#38
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*adds to sig*


Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#40
Nobody likes fat people. Ew. Fat. Disgusting! Being fat is in most cases a sign of self-neglect. So put the fork down and exercise, you walking planetoids.

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Or "gravity challenged"


gravitationally challenged. Good one.
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