#2
I edited the article of Death (Anthropomorphic Personification), saying that death was Chuck Norris' forgotten adoptive brother, originally the son of a Mongolian goatherd and an exiled chinese prostitute who got run over by a tram. At the age of 7 he started smoking pot and made a deal with the devil to never die. He also started up a bluegrass band. Also some other crap I can't remember.
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#3
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
Someone has got to edit the Jonas Brothers wiki page. I'd do it but I think my IP is banned.
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#5
i made a ridiculous edit to the pass the parcel page, but it was gone by the next day.
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#6
I edited an article once (legit) and they moaned at me for not askin permission
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#8
I vandalised the wiggle ball article a bit yesterday, not sure if it has been caught yet... Damn, it has
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#9
The Melol article no longer exists

EDIT:But it does on Urban Dictionary.
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#10
I know It got deleted a couple of hours after I made it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#11
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I know It got deleted a couple of hours after I made it.

There there.

We'll make Melol an actual word one day.

One day.
#12
The article on my village was an exaggerated and in-depth article about me for a good 6 months. I did have to create the page to start with though. Someone has since decided to make a proper article though. The search page for my name also has me listed for some ****.
#13
Me and a mate wrote a lengthy article about snearwils (the animals our band was inspired by) but it was deleted. Apparently they "don't exist", whatever that means
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#14
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I know It got deleted a couple of hours after I made it.
There, there.
#15
I wrote the one on black holes/space/time continueum, etc

you know, sh1t like that..
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#19
I remember making an article about a villiage my friend lives in. Seems they realised I may have bent the truth somewhat.
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He expected this.

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#20
No, I haven't. But a quality moment was had in Uni when a lecturer singled out a student and thoroughly humiliated him in front of the whole class by accusing him of plagiarism, and then showing exactly how the cheeky bastard had plagiarised the wikipedia article on the subject. When the student asked him how he was so sure it wasn't the student himself who wrote the answer, the lecturer simply answered:

"Because I wrote it. Now get the hell out of my lecture."


Owned.
#22
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No, I haven't. But a quality moment was had in Uni when a lecturer singled out a student and thoroughly humiliated him in front of the whole class by accusing him of plagiarism, and then showing exactly how the cheeky bastard had plagiarised the wikipedia article on the subject. When the student asked him how he was so sure it wasn't the student himself who wrote the answer, the lecturer simply answered:

"Because I wrote it. Now get the hell out of my lecture."


Owned.



Were you there?
Cause we've been given that story too


Mind, one of my lecturers helped write the Atkins Physical Chemistry book, a standard text (for both studying, and providing an additional metre to short people's heights)
So he could always claim that for almost everything I do
#23
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Anyone ever write an article on Wikipedia?

Just seeing what the Pits creative skills are like!


Ah, wikipedia. The pinnacle of creative thought.
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#24
Creative Skills?! I'm not writing a short ****ing story. FACTUAL AND INFORMATIONAL WRITING STYLE MOFO!

Saying that I've just corrected the odd mistake in an article.
#25
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How 'bout we start a Wiki for UG? We could add original memes, guitar facts, and stuff on pretty cool guys.

You just want your own article.
What a great idea!
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#26
Quote by LordBishek
No, I haven't. But a quality moment was had in Uni when a lecturer singled out a student and thoroughly humiliated him in front of the whole class by accusing him of plagiarism, and then showing exactly how the cheeky bastard had plagiarised the wikipedia article on the subject. When the student asked him how he was so sure it wasn't the student himself who wrote the answer, the lecturer simply answered:

"Because I wrote it. Now get the hell out of my lecture."


Owned.



I had a friend who used wiki for all of his homework last year and convinced a teacher all numbered citations in his work were 'revision tools'. It took her up to March to find out it was from Wiki.