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#1
Right, its my formal on Thursday and, because its dry, I'm bringing a hip flask, however, they have bouncers and i don't want to get it taken off me, so where do i hide it?

please no shove it up your ass comments.
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#4
Your hip? Y'know, where it's meant to go?
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#6
How long is your hair?
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#7
Hipflask...? This isn't 1924, grandpa.
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#8
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Hipflask...? This isn't 1924, grandpa.

Look who's talking
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#12
Can't you just either drink it before you go inside?
Or drink the booze they have inside?
#13
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Can't you just either drink it before you go inside?
Or drink the booze they have inside?

OP says it's a dry party.
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if you hold onto jesus' hand
#14
Tape it to the back of your head.... if they catch you just say:
I had honestly no idea! THOSE DARN ALIENS AGAIN! THEY MUST BE INVADING MY HOME RIGHT NOW!

and then you run towards your house they'll be like WTF! and it will take weeks for the mto comprohend (in wich time you can drink untill you get in to a coma)
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#15
It's a hip flask. It's designed not to be visible when you don't want it to be.
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#17
Use this instead.


Fill bag with liquor
Take girls to bathroom
Piss in their mouths
Get them drunk

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#18

you mean one of these? right?
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Damn whippersnappers.
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#20
no, thats a conical flask, not a hipflask
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#22
Crotch or your back pocket.

Alternitivly just get hammered before you go.
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#23
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Alternitivly just get hammered before you go.


if they have bouncers that would probably be a bad idea, actually so would getting hammered on premises, I would just hold off till the after party.
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#24
If you're bringing a bag, you might manage, but you're best off just getting pissed before you go in.
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#25
if they have bouncers that would probably be a bad idea, actually so would getting hammered on premises, I would just hold off till the after party.


Depends on the bouncers. Most wont give a toss if your hammered.
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#26
Put it in your crotch...show me one bouncer who is gonna put his hand there. Or in the waistband of your trousers, right at the front.
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Depends on the bouncers. Most wont give a toss if your hammered.


In my experience, they usually do if it's a dry event.
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#30
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Damn whippersnappers.

Don't backchat me old man, or you'll need more than a hip replacement.
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#31
i had the same problem at my formal.
your best bet I reckon is to wear slightly baggier trousers and tape the4 hip flask to your ankle and drink it in the bathroom, or pour it into a cup in the bathroom. they'll check your coat and maybe your pockets but they won't do a full pat down.
#32
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And any good bouncer won't let hammered people in. A bouncer's first priority is the safety of those inside.


meh, they usually take it on a case by case basis if it's a bar/club/party where alcohol is served, depends on how drunk you are, how late it is, and whether or not you appear to be looking for a fight. But yeah at a dry event I don't see it happening.
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#33
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In my experience, they usually do if it's a dry event.

Even in nightclubs where they are serving cheap drink with the intention of getting people hammered bouncers won't allow people in who are visibly drunk.
They can be aggressive and messy and besides it is against the law to serve alcohol to someone who is drunk.
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#34
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In my experience, they usually do if it's a dry event.


Well, although it depends just how wasted you are, the second-rate bouncers at high school parties don't care usually.
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#35
If there's a fat kid going, just get him to hide it under one of his man-boobs or something.
#37
bouncers chuck you out when you get too rowdy, they dont pat you down on the door. your thinking or customs mate. unless your formal is abroad?

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#39
Just tell the bouncers you have a drinking problem.
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#40
Well, if they're gonna frisk you, then crotching it is the best answer I can think of. If not, then put it in a pocket. A girl with a big ballroom style dress could tuck it in a stocking too.
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