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#2
that's not as good as rush
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#3

This is the worst news ever. Who wants to be walking down the street, and having some random person reading your thoughts?
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#8
Wow, this is some scary ****. Just a matter of time before this technology is abused.
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#9
I wonder how long it will take until Gordon Brown gets his hands on this...
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#11
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I wonder how long it will take until Gordon Brown gets his hands on this...
Oh shit
#12
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that's not as good as rush



Hhahahahahahah I'm actually laughing

Why is it that everyone thinks Rush is automatically Canada's awesomest thing ever?

C'mon, we have Protest the Hero and milk in bags
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#15
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Wouldn't this be number 1?

Nah, we're at like number 58,938 now. We just keep all our world domination devices on the down low.
#16
First, they have to put a headband on you for it to work, second, it doesn't read your mind, but it can tell whether you like a drink, and lastly, it's probably fake, as no other site has reported it, and this would be pretty serious buisiness. Also, how do infrared rays tell about our brain's functions?
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#17
I saw some advert on FX about a tv show based on the fact that Canada hasnt had a major terrorist attack recently.


Is this why? And do terrorists know that Canada exists?
#18
The writer of the article talks as if Canadians couldn't possibly have the intelligence to create such a devise.
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#19
"This is your brain, as seen by Canadians."

lol Wtf does that mean, do you other countries see brains differantly?

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First, they have to put a headband on you for it to work, second, it doesn't read your mind, but it can tell whether you like a drink, and lastly, it's probably fake, as no other site has reported it, and this would be pretty serious buisiness. Also, how do infrared rays tell about our brain's functions?


Who knows, maybe you could become a scientist and find out. There is a reason they get paid much more money than you or I.
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#20
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Oh shit


The man reads 1984 like it's an instructional goverment handbook.

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"This is your brain, as seen by Canadians."

lol Wtf does that mean, do you other countries see brains differantly?


Well in soviet russia, brain sees you.
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#21
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that's better than rush (but you already all knew that)

Fixed
#22
Quote by lespaul#1
First, they have to put a headband on you for it to work, second, it doesn't read your mind, but it can tell whether you like a drink, and lastly, it's probably fake, as no other site has reported it, and this would be pretty serious buisiness. Also, how do infrared rays tell about our brain's functions?

No one asked you to be all scientific about it. I was just excited because I thought we'd have a good chuckle about us crazy canucks and the terribly pointless things we produce
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#23
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The writer of the article talks as if Canadians couldn't possibly have the intelligence to create such a devise.


Device*

Canadian?
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#24
Sorry guys, just curious, and I'm becoming a doctor, so touche.
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#25
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The man reads 1984 like it's an instructional goverment handbook.
I don't follow politics. (I look interested but it goes through one ear and out the other)

I'll laugh as though you're hilariously right.
#26
You guys may be able to read minds but you are still stuck with Quebec.
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#27
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The man reads 1984 like it's an instructional goverment handbook.

It's not...?

EDIT: We may be stuck with Quebec, but you guys are stuck with Hawaii! hahahahahahaha... oh wait... damn
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#28
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Hhahahahahahah I'm actually laughing

Why is it that everyone thinks Rush is automatically Canada's awesomest thing ever?

C'mon, we have Protest the Hero and milk in bags


Rush > Protest the Hero

and for a few years of grammar school we had milk in bags
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#29
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You guys may be able to read minds but you are still stuck with Quebec.

Honestly, even as someone from Toronto, I love Quebec. They've got the prettiest girls in all of North America. How can anyone hate a place with that kind of reputation? Unless they're the ugly girls from elsewhere.
#30
I have to admit i got a chuckle from the comment on the page blasting the writer for making a serious science break through fodder for his crappy stand up material

Still pretty cool that U of T is behind the research for this ultra cool technology which the article said can help communicate with children who cant speak...i assume they mean babies, it'll be like uncie herbs baby translator
#31
Mmm, can't forget Protest the Hero.

Also, being a Canadian, I can say that I've never seen milk in a bag.
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#32
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Mmm, can't forget Protest the Hero.

Also, being a Canadian, I can say that I've never seen milk in a bag.


If you're from the mid-west or west, you probaby haven't seen it.
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If you're from the mid-west or west, you probaby haven't seen it.


Yeah, Calgary.
Damn, I guess I'll have to go out to Quebec some day?

Hah, I never really understood all the milk-in-bag jokes about Canada.
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#35


I'm not sure how that's hilarious... but it is.
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#36
^^ It's even more popular in Ontario.
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#37
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I saw some advert on FX about a tv show based on the fact that Canada hasnt had a major terrorist attack recently.


Is this why? And do terrorists know that Canada exists?


Our nation doesn't inspire violence from foreign extremists, we're obviously such a crappy country.
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#38
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Yeah, Calgary.
Damn, I guess I'll have to go out to Quebec some day?

Hah, I never really understood all the milk-in-bag jokes about Canada.

Calgary? People live there? I thought the stampede managed to kill everybody off...

Come to Montreal, man, and we'll show you a night of booze, strippers, and the homeless.
#39
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Our nation doesn't inspire violence from foreign extremists, we're obviously such a crappy country.


I'd like it to remain crappy as well.

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Calgary? People live there? I thought the stampede managed to kill everybody off...



Calgary is the most booming city in Canada right now.
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#40
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Yeah, Calgary.
Damn, I guess I'll have to go out to Quebec some day?

Hah, I never really understood all the milk-in-bag jokes about Canada.


Because you're Canadian. It's one of those jokes that's only funny to countries that don't have milk in bags, and for some reason the pit thinks it is a reasonable point to bring up everytime a thread about Canada comes.
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