#1
UG, lets hear some funny drunk stories. They can only be things that have actually happened to you, not someone you know. Lets try to keep them somewhat short.Heres mine ( dont remember any of it obviously)

I was so drunk my friends carried me home from the bar a couple blocks away. In the middle of the night, covered in my own vomit, I stumbled downstairs and collapsed on the downstairs couch....on top of my dad who was sleeping on it already. I was out cold so he had to roll himself out from under me. He told me about it the next morning

Theres probably a lot more better ones out there, so lets hear them!
#2
Went out to the beach packing 8 condoms, and loads of alcohol.

I wake up the next morning, 0 condoms.

If anyone could fill me in on the blank I'd appreciate it.
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#4
Quote by Mark G
Went out to the beach packing 8 condoms, and loads of alcohol.

I wake up the next morning, 0 condoms.

If anyone could fill me in on the blank I'd appreciate it.


Sounds like someone already filled you in.
#5
Quote by irishstang_87
Sounds like someone already filled you in.


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#6
Quote by irishstang_87
Sounds like someone already filled you in.



Oh god that was great.
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#7
Quote by Mark G
Went out to the beach packing 8 condoms, and loads of alcohol.

I wake up the next morning, 0 condoms.

If anyone could fill me in on the blank I'd appreciate it.

Eight of your friends each took a condom and banged your girlfriend.
#9
this is probably the funniest one i have.


my friend and I were at another friend's house and once we got pretty drunk, like around 3am maybe, we went for a walk. it was right after halloween, so several people in the neighborhood had scarecrows outside their houses as decorations. we drunkenly stumbled around and took all of the scarecrows and put them in front of other people's houses.

we also stole about 10 pumpkins, and put them all in my friend's car.