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#1
So today my basketball team had their second to last game of the postseason. It wasn't much of a game (we won by twelve) but I did meet a total asshole on the other team.
It started out when his team was taking the ball out of bounds. There was a little confusion in who had who on the man defense, and I saw that the kid taking the ball out had no one on him, so I ran up to guard him. For some stupid reason, it might've been that we were up by a good amount, I just yelled a little bit. This pissed him off apparently, because in an obviously forced monotone voice he said "Yea that was really intimidating faggot."
I just laughed it off and continued to play until I drove right by him for a layup, and remembering his remark I said "Nice defense, 14," back at him. That set us both off, and we continued gibing at each other for the rest of the game like this. It was pretty amusing to me and my team, because this kid was terrible and kept on trying to score on me, and I just stopped him every time. At the end of the game I did say sorry for what I had said to him just to seem like a bit less of a douche. He ignored me and kept on walking.

In short: Meet a total ass at a basketball game.

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#2
isn't trash talking one of the main components of youth sports? why did you apologize?
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#7
Sounds like you're a dick. You started it, and then continued it.
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dis 1 tiem, i was on teh ruenskap3, n dis t0tl n00b waz leik "lol ur sch a n00b!!!" bt i am liek lvl 5 nd i cood pwn hs @$$ lol!!!!! wut a nub!!!


...oh you meant GAMES like...games. right.


i don't play runescape

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#10
You apologized?
You should have de-pantsed him instead.

Gahh you kids now-a-days and your lack of balls.
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#11
sounds like your standard basketball player
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#12
happened to me lots of times when a was playing basketball back in days...the game's much funnier when you hate ppl on the other team.
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#13
During wrestling this dick punched me in the eye. He won and continued the tournament till someone broke his arm. He didn't deserve that but karma shows no mercy.
#14
Many a year ago, my parents had forced me to play on a community basketball team for pre-teens. I'm sure many of you have similar experiences.

Anyways, I get stuck on a team with some ball-hog who was full of himself and didn't have the skills to justify it. And nobody could say anything about it because he was the coach's kid. So we're playing a game and I have the ball, I go for a 3-pointer and the ball goes right for the basket. It rolled around the rim and shot off the other side and that jackass kid had jumped up to catch it, but it ended up smacking him straight in the face. Bloodied his nose and everything. I was so happy. We ended up losing the game. Actually, thanks to his selfishness and arrogance, we lost every game we played...
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dis 1 tiem, i was on teh ruenskap3, n dis t0tl n00b waz leik "lol ur sch a n00b!!!" bt i am liek lvl 5 nd i cood pwn hs @$$ lol!!!!! wut a nub!!!


...oh you meant GAMES like...games. right.


i don't play runescape


you think you could pwn me and my lvl 68 guy? ha prove it n00b

at one time I had a lvl 68 guy on runescape
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I was in the stands once and started yelling at this bitch of a mom.

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Many a year ago, my parents had forced me to play on a community basketball team for pre-teens. I'm sure many of you have similar experiences.

Anyways, I get stuck on a team with some ball-hog who was full of himself and didn't have the skills to justify it. And nobody could say anything about it because he was the coach's kid. So we're playing a game and I have the ball, I go for a 3-pointer and the ball goes right for the basket. It rolled around the rim and shot off the other side and that jackass kid had jumped up to catch it, but it ended up smacking him straight in the face. Bloodied his nose and everything. I was so happy. We ended up losing the game. Actually, thanks to his selfishness and arrogance, we lost every game we played...

Sure it wasn't because of your brilliant three-pointers?
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#20
One time I had a friend over and we put cod 4 on xbox and put my mic up to the radio and left.

Lololol so rebellious.

Seriously though, some of the messages I got were pretty funny.
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One time I had a friend over and we put cod 4 on xbox and put my mic up to the radio and left.

Lololol so rebellious.

Seriously though, some of the messages I got were pretty funny.


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#23
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Sounds like you're a dick. You started it, and then continued it.


At least I apologized And it's not like the kid necessarily had to reply back to me when I shouted a bit really.
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At least I apologized And it's not like the kid necessarily had to reply back to me when I shouted a bit really.

It's not like you needed to make fun of him when you scored.
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you think you could pwn me and my lvl 68 guy? ha prove it n00b

at one time I had a lvl 68 guy on runescape


watch out n00b, my brother's friend's friend's buddie's sister's boyfriend's hairdresser has a level 40!!!!! He could like pwn you and stuff!!!

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watch out n00b, my brother's friend's friend's buddie's sister's boyfriend's hairdresser has a level 40!!!!! He could like pwn you and stuff!!!


ahh actually he probably could I got scammed outta like 80 mil and a full rune armor then I gave up and started playing guitar
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you think you could pwn me and my lvl 68 guy? ha prove it n00b

at one time I had a lvl 68 guy on runescape


we should make a "we used to be obsessed with runescape" group. in 7-8th?th grade, all i did was play that game 24/7 till i got to lv 57 and gave my account to some n00b i didnt know.
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It's not like you needed to make fun of him when you scored.


Point taken

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we should make a "we used to be obsessed with runescape" group. in 7-8th?th grade, all i did was play that game 24/7 till i got to lv 57 and gave my account to some n00b i didnt know.


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#30
Some kid I was playing hocke against hit one of my players from behind, koncked him out of the game, and gave him a concussion. He didn't even get a penalty.
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#32
guy on my football team is a huge dick. he's like 6'7" and he literally broke a kid's spine because the kid told him to back off.
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we should make a "we used to be obsessed with runescape" group. in 7-8th?th grade, all i did was play that game 24/7 till i got to lv 57 and gave my account to some n00b i didnt know.


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#34
This one time, I Was a young person of colour and I liekd the basketball, but this bully kept bugging me and beating me even though he was white. So this Nun brings in a box of old donated stuff and apparently there was a pair of Michael Jordan's shoes! I was soooo happy, and the bully got jealous and took them and threw them on the power line. Later that night, me and my friends snuck out to retrieve them but I got electrocuted, though it's okay cause it gave the shoes magic powers! I ended up beating that bastard.
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This one time, I Was a young person of colour and I liekd the basketball, but this bully kept bugging me and beating me even though he was white. So this Nun brings in a box of old donated stuff and apparently there was a pair of Michael Jordan's shoes! I was soooo happy, and the bully got jealous and took them and threw them on the power line. Later that night, me and my friends snuck out to retrieve them but I got electrocuted, though it's okay cause it gave the shoes magic powers! I ended up beating that bastard.


I'm glad I passed on that movie.
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This one time, I Was a young person of colour and I liekd the basketball, but this bully kept bugging me and beating me even though he was white. So this Nun brings in a box of old donated stuff and apparently there was a pair of Michael Jordan's shoes! I was soooo happy, and the bully got jealous and took them and threw them on the power line. Later that night, me and my friends snuck out to retrieve them but I got electrocuted, though it's okay cause it gave the shoes magic powers! I ended up beating that bastard.


I remember that movie for the most part what was it?
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I think it was called Like Mike or something
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#40
This one time I was just messing around on the basketball court after school, and these jerks just start messing with me. Well I get into this one little fight, and now my mom is sending me to California to live with my aunt and uncle.

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