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Pit I make this thread in search of a creative, low-cost way to ask my special someone if they would be my valentine. Serious posts are unlikely but highly appreciated. Thank ya.
#3
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With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#4
"Woman! Sandwich Now!"

She'll know what you're talking about
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Its lame.
#6
Doesn't her being your girlfriend kind of make it a give-in that she's your valentine?

Jack my swag
#7
Wtf is a valentine, anyway?

She's already your GF, so it's not like it matters anyways.
#8
Semen sprayed on her bed, forming the words 'Be my Valentine!"


Or a cardboard cube that is usually used for packaging and shipping with a certain male reproductive organ placed inside of it.
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#9
If she's your GF why the **** are you asking her to be your valentine? It kind of goes without saying doesn't it?
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#11
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If she's your GF why the **** are you asking her to be your valentine? It kind of goes without saying doesn't it?
Hmm, I would've thought it would make more sense the other way around. Anywho, write her a cheesy song? Or take her somewhere nice? :/
#12
VIOLENTine.
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#14
slice your heart out and write "will you be my valentine?" on it then give her that. The only difficulty here is of course obtaining a heart-lung machine and using it properly.
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#17
your c@ck on her forehead
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#18
Play Wonderwall.
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#19
I'm just a little confused here. What country are you from, boy? In my country, when a girl is your girlfriend, she's your valentine. This, of course, is not to be confused with her being your wife, or your blowup doll, which she is neither. You have to ask her to be both of those things.
#20
I love you!!!

say that
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#23
steal a flower from your neeighbors yard & give it 2 her

cheap teddy bear and a hug
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#24
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Sensually whisper it in her ear from behind while your penis is penatrating her anus.

this... works everytime.
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#26
I think if she's your girlfriend she's pretty much automatically your valentine.

And if she has another valentine
well...there's a problem.
#27
You buy her a nice bouquet of roses from your local floral shop, then, you take her on a nice date where you will then give her those dozen roses at the beginning of dinner. During dinner, do your girlfriend/boyfriend thing and have a nice conversation. Don't forget to tell her how much you love her.

Then, quite simply, just whip it out. The rest it up to her.
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#29
What's all this 'flower shop' business?
The best flowers are found in your local cemetery!
Nothing says "I love you" like stealing from a dead person.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#30
Isn't she already your valentine?

Reproductive organ in a recepticle.
#32
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"Will you be my Valentine?"



this, but written on your penis with a ballpoint pen.
#33
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Doesn't her being your girlfriend kind of make it a give-in that she's your valentine?

That's what I thought. I'd be pissed if my girlfriend had a valentine that wasn't me.
#35
Quote by Clutch32192
steal a flower from your neeighbors yard & give it 2 her

cheap teddy bear and a hug


Even better, I learned a trick from my teacher today. Since flowers are so expensive today, he often goes to funeral homes after hours and asks them if they have any spare bouquets. They often do, and he gets a dozen roses for his wife, free.

Try it.
#36
Punch her in the eye. Really freakin' hard.
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#38
With a phallus located inside a storage device fashioned from wood pulp. Possibly recycled.
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#39
what do you have to worry about ? she's your girlfriend, she's ALREADY your valentine. What you have to worry about are your plans on valentine's day to make it special for her, and in return she might have sex with you.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#40
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A special box with a special organ in it.


LIKE THIS ONE!!!!

...you gotta find the box on your own though...I can't do all the work for you!



EDIT: Whoa, that picture was a tad big...heres a smaller one!
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