#1
so there's this annoying little fag at my work who keeps bothering me and trying to get in my pants.

one day, he asked me what I was doing, and not really paying attention, I just answered that I was gonna get a drink later at home. somehow, he asks me if he could come, and I was pretty damn pissed off at him at this point, so i said "sure", hoping to get him off my back all day, and ditch him after work.

so that annoying little fucker kept following me thoughout the whole day, not letting me get a chance to try and ditch him. the creep followed me home, and practically RAIDED my wine cabinet, being a complete dick, and bothering the **** out of me.

I decided then to just get him some cheap ass alchohol from the store nearby, and told him to wait there since he wasn't 21 yet. i brought some back, so find that he was just sitting on my waterbed.

he guzzled down half the bottle of vodka, trying to prove his manliness to me. he told me this ridiculous sob story about not having a girlfriend his whole life, pulled down his zipper and then jumped on top of me with his d*ck hanging out of his pants.

he forced me to put it in my mouth, and i had to; he was younger than me, and a guy. i sucked it, he told me to swallow, and then he just left, like he was the greatest thing in the world.

i'm filing a police report

tl;dr
READ THE ****ING THING!
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#3
You're not original. Nor are you funny.
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#8
Go on
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
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#12
nah, he raided my wine drawers before I got a chance to say no.
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#15
nor are you original or funny you're not
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#18
wait ur a d00d?
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#19
That thread was written around late January.

You're too late
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#21
Wow. I wish I was as original as you.
Can we be friends?
I suppose the good thing is I haven't seen one of these in awhile.
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