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#1
When suddenly you realize that it's not your dog at all.

It's a hydralisk.

Quick, what do you do?!
How the hell did you even get a leash on it?
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#3
shoot up stim packs and run like hell?
Divine creations now destroyed to uncover the haunted atmosphere
Strange visions of the ancient spirits, travesty of man appears
Coldness and the storming winds lurking for prey
The forces of the Winter reign in dreadful way, there's no escape
#4
and she sed "thats not my dog my dog is ded" THEN WHO WAS DOG?
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#5
Quote by TooFast
and she sed "thats not my dog my dog is ded" THEN WHO WAS DOG?



Edit: Also, I think the proper ending to that would be "THEN WHO WAS LEASH?"
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#6
wait,
tie it to a street light and put a warning sign on it, shoots acid
Divine creations now destroyed to uncover the haunted atmosphere
Strange visions of the ancient spirits, travesty of man appears
Coldness and the storming winds lurking for prey
The forces of the Winter reign in dreadful way, there's no escape
#11
quickly attach a silo to your command centre, and nuke the shit out of it. don't forget to take a few steps back
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#13
Zealots!

Also, amazing thread.
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#15
Well first of all i'd check to know where my dog went.
After that i'd find the owner of the dog i'm holding.

And if theres no owner then...

I gEtz tO KeEpZz a iTsorfzzzswdfm!!1!!!!!
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#16
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quickly attach a silo to your command centre, and nuke the shit out of it. don't forget to take a few steps back


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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#17
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DROP LEASH AND RUN LIKE HELL

type in a regular font
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#18
I don't walk my dog, i live in the woods, so we just go trollin' together.

My dog is cooler than your dog!
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#21
Go to your barracks and train a few marines.
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#23
Quote by RaWr I aM kAtIe
DROP LEASH AND RUN LIKE HELL


Wow, it's a girl without "I'm a girl" in her sig. Props for that.

Idk, call Mel Gibson and have him make a movie that shames the dog thing into committing suicide? Worth a try.
#25
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WHHHYYY?

different fonts bother me, sorry for being so mean about it though.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#27
Although... hydras are pretty much the ****. Nothing comes close except for a ****load of pumped up zealots for ground to ground scrapping. Siege tanks can do the job, but I doubt a n00b like you even has a factory churning em out this early in the thread.
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playing by yourself is like masturbating, sure it feels great, but it's nothing compared to the real deal.


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To The Pit!



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#29
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Wow, it's a girl without "I'm a girl" in her sig. Props for that.

Idk, call Mel Gibson and have him make a movie that shames the dog thing into committing suicide? Worth a try.


im actually new at this i just started today lol but thanks
#31
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Although... hydras are pretty much the ****. Nothing comes close except for a ****load of pumped up zealots for ground to ground scrapping. Siege tanks can do the job, but I doubt a n00b like you even has a factory churning em out this early in the thread.

I was always partial to a ****load of zerglings
grok it.

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#32
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I was always partial to a ****load of zerglings

that works till some one has a tank, or air units
Divine creations now destroyed to uncover the haunted atmosphere
Strange visions of the ancient spirits, travesty of man appears
Coldness and the storming winds lurking for prey
The forces of the Winter reign in dreadful way, there's no escape
#33
Quote by G-loony
Well first of all i'd check to know where my dog went.
After that i'd find the owner of the dog i'm holding.

And if theres no owner then...

I gEtz tO KeEpZz a iTsorfzzzswdfm!!1!!!!!


Kill it with fire and YOU!!!!

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#34
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I was always partial to a ****load of zerglings


Spider mines and Siege Tanks my friend.... its too easy.
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playing by yourself is like masturbating, sure it feels great, but it's nothing compared to the real deal.


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Oh Shit! I Have A Weird Growth On My Body!

To The Pit!



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#36
Quote by USAPeavey
Spider mines and Siege Tanks my friend.... its too easy.

Back them up with mutalisk
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#37
Quote by USAPeavey
Although... hydras are pretty much the ****. Nothing comes close except for a ****load of pumped up zealots for ground to ground scrapping. Siege tanks can do the job, but I doubt a n00b like you even has a factory churning em out this early in the thread.


I think you guys are missing the point.

You thought you were walking your dog. Turns out you were walking a Hydralisk.

-Where the hell is your dog?
-Why hasn't anyone brought this to your attention before now? Are people just dicks?
-How did you get the leash on without noticing the fictional alien warrior?
-Where does a leash fit around a Hydralisk in the first place? It doesn't really have a discernable neck, certainly not one capable of accommodating a leash made for a dog.
-How can you even be "walking" something that has no legs? This is so retarded.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
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#38
Quote by USAPeavey
Although... hydras are pretty much the ****. Nothing comes close except for a ****load of pumped up zealots for ground to ground scrapping. Siege tanks can do the job, but I doubt a n00b like you even has a factory churning em out this early in the thread.



Lawd, I would sig this if it didn't eat up all my space.
#39
Quote by dubstar92
Back them up with mutalisk


Mutas can be a bitch if the other player gets them out early enough. But mutas are stupid, and a few well placed turrets distract them long enough for your patrol of valks or wraiths to clean em up.
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playing by yourself is like masturbating, sure it feels great, but it's nothing compared to the real deal.


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Oh Shit! I Have A Weird Growth On My Body!

To The Pit!



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#40
Quote by USAPeavey
Mutas can be a bitch if the other player gets them out early enough. But mutas are stupid, and a few well placed turrets distract them long enough for your patrol of valks or wraiths to clean em up.

Well, I would post my counter move, but I didn't play too much with Zerg, I was always a protoss guy.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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