#1
When suddenly you realize that it's not your dog at all.

It's a hydralisk.

Quick, what do you do?!
How the hell did you even get a leash on it?
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#5
That's ridiculous why would that ever happen?
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

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#7
Pff dumbass :p

I'd never ever **** my dog... I'd eat it out.
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#8
Shoot it in the fooking face.
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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#9
Pull out and protect your package first off. Then resort to finger f**king it while wanking.
"When sh*t becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."
#10
Ling Rush?
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#13
Wait wait wait. What the **** is a hydralisk?
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#14
Quote by Lordbob
Wait wait wait. What the **** is a hydralisk?


^^^lmao


and this thread.....EPIC FAIL. It makes no f*cking sense.
#16
Quote by Cianyx
Spray it with insect repellent?


There's no key combination for that!
Last edited by irishstang_87 at Feb 11, 2009,
#18
That'll be a hydralisk. Easily mistaken for a dog.
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#19
Wait, why am I ****ing my dog its only wednesday
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#21
well my dog doesnt put out :[
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#22
Hold on. You're a hydralisk, you can't have sex! you don't even have reproductive organs, you're babies are born when the player requests zerglings to spawn from the hatchery! get out of here hydralisk.
#23
Carrot.
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It's pretty hard to find someone as hardcore as Tom. The race for hardcore supremacy would be pretty close but i think Tom's got his nose just in front for now...
#24
Quote by ilikeguitar90
When suddenly you realize that it's not your dog at all.

It's a hydralisk.

Quick, what do you do?!
How the hell did you even get a leash on it?


Well:

1. Use the searchbar
2. Cum Blood
3. Fap
4. Rape it
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#25
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Brute shot is a crappy weapon.

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Well:

1. Use the searchbar
2. Cum Blood
3. Fap
4. Rape it


All 5 of those jokes are old and overused, they're good in the right situation but you fail.
#27
Psi Storm it. Only real thing that works against Hydras. If you're not toss. You're screwed.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#29
If I found out that I was fucking a Hydralisk I would cum buckets, obviously.

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Hold on. You're a hydralisk, you can't have sex! you don't even have reproductive organs, you're babies are born when the player requests zerglings to spawn from the hatchery! get out of here hydralisk.


All they need is one orifice and I can think of a rather enticing one in the facial region.