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#1
Ok, i'll go first.

Jaems, I cheated on you while i was in adelaide. I just thought you should know so that you won't be expecting anything this Saturday. Ok, so, thanks.

go!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#2
Kensai,

What you did to me was wrong and I'll never be able to put into words how much you hurt me. You've left me emotionally crippled and I can't stop crying.

Also, I got your flowers. They were very nice. Yours are in the mail.

<3
#3
Misc. person: "sup?"

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#5
Jackal58,
I know you don't know me, and that i'm much to young for you.
But i think you are one foxy, distinguished, and wise old bear.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#6
Carmel_l

I know I haven't always said the nicest things about you. But please try to understand, that I was only trying to hide my feelings. Ever since you directly conversed with me in the Forum of the Banned, where you made it clear that you wished to see me naked, and lusted after my body, I have been unable to stop thinking of you.
Carmel, I know there are worlds between us. You're a mod, I'm nothing but a Pit Monkey.
Your father would not like you fraternising with a person of such lowly status as I, but that shall not be a hinderence for us experiencing our affection! Whenever I see your lovely color-changing eye staring at me underneath your teal-blue name, my heart flutters. I cannot live without you, Carmel, you are on my mind every minute I am awake, and I am sure you feel the same.
Carmel, I ask of you only this:

Will you be my valentine?
#8
titsmcgee852, I'm sorry for giving you AIDS, I don't know how I got them, but it was probably that Iranian chick I was experimenting with last week at that S&M Anal-athalon. You should receive your chocolate at the appropriate date, and I made a $2 donation the AID's research in your name.

PS: On the good side, at least we can't get AIDS twice, and we can continue our journey in the bed together.
#9
drunkinkoala, PM me

Happy valentines!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#10
CoreysMonster: I'm sorry I never told you the story about how i sexed an ostrich. I was just too caught up in life, and I know I neglected you; it haunts me every day. I'm sorry, I hope you can forgive me.
#13
To whomever it concerns:

Thank you so much for being a such wonderful and sexy person in my life. I know this Valentine's day will be filled with amazing lovemaking and serenading.

Let's get it on.
#14
?¿? Skipppy ¿?¿,

I love you, with all of the passion i can feel in my 16 year old heart, all of the care that is in my withered soul, and all of the desire that is in my loins.

I hope to meet you one day, mayhaps saturday, you know, St Valentines? Maybe we could smoke some sweetleaf, and listen to Queens of the Stone Age, and then if you'd like, i could please you in a way that is unlike anything that has ever happened to you.

With all love, will you be my Valentine?

P O E~~

Edit,

Coreysmonster,
PUT ME IN THE "AWESOME UGERS LIST!"

Love you, sugar bunches.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#15
Doppel, Happytimeharry, happy valentines day, TooFast
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#17
You fucking whore Jack

Dear titsmcgee, I slept with Cobain_Is_King, so we're even.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Feb 11, 2009,
#18
Dear Zero-Hartman, so did I. Tag-team?
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#19
Dear Teegman,

I want to have your children, so that I will have little trolling babies.

Much love,

Niels.


#20
Dear Pit,

I've ****ed you all over. I am HIV positive about that too. Sorry, love me still, all of you.

With ever caring love,
SacredxSuperman
#21
mom, you're the best sex i've ever had.

happy valentines day
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Maybe your Dads pissed because hes shooting blanks :P
#23
Union Jake,

I'm sorry I came on your face when we watched the Prestige.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#25
Dear AIG91,

I know we've never really talked, but you are one incredibly attractive chick

Happy Valentines!
#26
dear dru hello do you like oasis
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#27
Dear LadyHellraiser

I love you and always will

forever yours, in all his noobyness,

xx Davo Ownz.
a little lost.....
#28
Dear Pit,

I've ****ed you all over. I am HIV positive about that too. Sorry, love me still, all of you.

With ever caring love,
splamron


(sacredxsuperman )
Call me Cam
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I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#29
dear Jak

yeh i do hav u herd the backstreet boy he has some good song

happy valentines day xoxoxoxox
RULE BRITANNIA
#30
Dear hot chick/handsome guy/sleek-furred animal,

I love/like/respect/am disgusted by you. I think about/fap over/plan to kill you every single day/hour/minute/ice age, I believe we have something truly special/disturbing/illegal between us and I can't believe you never talk/never stop talking to me. If I could look you in the eyes/breasts there are any number of things I would say/do/hit you with. And so, this Valentines day, I wish to make my feelings/penis/chainsaw known to you in the hopes that you will feel the same way/die horribly.

Please read this and respond/strip/leave me the fuck alone/catch cancer. My feelings won't ever change/are as fickle as the tides and I will always remember/fail to care about/try to burn you with love/an erection/fire.

Yours with tenderness/knives,

Neo/Santa/King Leonidas.

(Delete all as appropriate.)
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#31
Dear neopowell, thanks man
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#32
Dear Michael,

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
#33
dear dubstar

Keep on truckin'

Love,
dubstar
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#34
Quote by Dwight Schrute
Dear Michael,

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?


Still at it, huh?

Anyway...

Dear Hugging thread,

WILL U BE MINE VALENTIMES?

xoxoxxxoxox,

Primus
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#35
if an uger leaves a msg to your son, you should suspect drugs
Last edited by yo_peh at Feb 12, 2009,
#36
Ruben,
lets make freaky multi-racial mutt children this saturday.
<333 lawl
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#37
Quote by ebbbaaa
Union Jake,

I'm sorry I came on your face when we watched the Prestige.


Call me Cam
Quote by DirtyMakik
I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#38
Quote by bubblesgogo
Ruben,
lets make freaky multi-racial mutt children this saturday.
<333 lawl


Dear Jade,
We will.


=]
#39
bubblesgogo

Happy Valentine's Day. In advanced.
I'll buy you all kinds o' chocolates and whatnot to express my love.
Have fun making little freaks of nature.
#40
itstehruru

When we finally meet, we're ****ing.
Happy Valentine's Day in advanced.
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