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So I was texting this chick earlier today, and she was mad at me for not going over to see her. So as I was entering in, "Don't hate the player hate the game", I suddenly changed my mind and wrote, "Tis not thee player who ist at fault, so pray thee hate the game, for its vile and twisted ways hast many a heart laid to waist". After I sent that, I decided that something like that would make a fun thread.

So basically, translate modern day sayings using archaic english
#2
We art strangers to love
Thou know thy rules, as doth I

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#7
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Damn you Traineez0rz...



Please speaketh in ye olde englis
Last edited by Cianyx at Feb 11, 2009,
#10
doth wayne brady be in requisition to choke thou bitch?
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#13
Thou shalt not make no more threads...

Okay, I suck at this
Washburn Idol WI64
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Its still hair, you know.
#15
Quote by Le_Bunny
I heard thoust be predisposed to the liking of the mudkip.


Ist thee mudkip predestined to dominate postings in thine name forever?
#17
That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

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Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#18
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That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?


Source quote?

And from now on could people say what the original quote was please?
#19
Zoiks! Forsooth!
E-married to ilikepirates

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#20
Quote by jbridge90
Source quote?

And from now on could people say what the original quote was please?


None, I came up with it myself. (Obviously not came up with myself but i meant that i remembered it from some book)
It practically means that the guy i'm refering to (Not at anyone directly) is some idiot.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
Last edited by G-loony at Feb 11, 2009,
#21
Quote by G-loony
None, I came up with it myself. (Obviously not came up with myself but i meant that i remembered it from some book)
It practically means that the guy i'm refering to (Not at anyone directly) is some idiot.


Calling me an idiot?

It's ok. I can take it.

My threads are never cool.
#23
Quote by G-loony
That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?


Methinks this doth sounde Shakespearean.

Also, I dost recall, a thread on this most excellente of ideas did ariise already in yonder recent months.
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#24
Quote by jbridge90
Calling me an idiot?

It's ok. I can take it.

My threads are never cool.


No, Thou art not thy idiot.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#25
Is this just a smart way of saying you were texting a girl?

If it is.... Thy early Winged feathr'd one doth have'th the worm.
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#26
Once thou doth be doing the black, Tis impossible for thou to go back.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#27
Thou shall acheive thy perfect pitch with ye olde english.
Seagulls,the chicken of the ocean.

Originally posted by Gunpowder:
Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#28
Quote by LordBishek
Ahh, memories...

That thing got 1000+ views and over 50 comments. And to think all the Shakespeare I know comes from having read only half of Othello and 3 years of Age of Empires 2 gaming under my buckle

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#29
Here ye! Long doth thine hour passeth while thy rectum bursts with ghastly horrors!
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
#32
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You all suck at old english.
I actually learnt old English and you all fail.

Vile temptress


Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#33
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You all suck at old english.
I actually learnt old English and you all fail.


Wilt thou present unto us a just example of thine artistic prowess at Old English?
#35
Quote by Zero-Hartman
We art strangers to love
Thou know thy rules, as doth I



i thought it was "we're no strangers to love"
Check out my band Disturbed
#36
Quote by StewieSwan
i thought it was "we're no strangers to love"

I* blogged it into old English, forgot the lyrics though.

* LordBishek did the intelligent sounding parts, I made the fail at Olde Englishe parts.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You all suck at old english.
I actually learnt old English and you all fail.


^^ FAIL

You clearly haven't because we aren't even speaking Old English, its Middle English. Old English is the linguistic term for the language of the Anglo-Saxons and if you had studied it you would know this. Old english is like this section from the Anglo-Saxon chronicle:

Cynric benam Sigebryht his Reices for unraetful daeds.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#39
You hath be owned, thou villain
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#40
Quote by Argonaut
^^ FAIL

You clearly haven't because we aren't even speaking Old English, its Middle English. Old English is the linguistic term for the language of the Anglo-Saxons and if you had studied it you would know this. Old english is like this section from the Anglo-Saxon chronicle:

Cynric benam Sigebryht his Reices for unraetful daeds.



No shit.

You never said you were speaking middle english (which if that was the case you would also be doing wrong)you said 'archaic'; that could be anything.
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