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#4
At first I thought the Zebra made him sad so he killed himself :P
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#7
There's a video on the internet of a man killed by a horse bumming, and one of a man getting raped by a giraffe
#8
Anyone in for some goatse ?
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#9
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#12
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Who said it was a zebra?

*hides pantomime horse costume and tins of paint*


Who played the other end?
#15
he must have like pulled down his pants or something... you dont get screwed by a zebra on accident..........
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#16
Holy LOL, Batman!
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#18
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Holy LOL, Batman!


Pinky and the brain

What are we going to do tonight brian

Same thing we do every night pinky, TRY TO GET RAPED BY A ZEBRA!!
#19
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. Good day.


Are you telling me that you managed to control both the front and rear end of a pantomime horse whilst simultaniously raping to death a man from Newcastle? Something tells me this is not your first sex crime good sir!
#20
That's just sad... what a tragic death.
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#22
Quote by JackalUK
Are you telling me that you managed to control both the front and rear end of a pantomime horse whilst simultaniously raping to death a man from Newcastle? Something tells me this is not your first sex crime good sir!


I said GOOD DAY, SIR!
#23
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Why would you wear clothes that you could guess attracts zebras?


its called the Newcastle United football strip
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#24
I shall chase you to the ends of the World to uncover your attrocities, mark my words!


Or at least until I run out of petrol
#26
But in all honesty, who wouldn't?


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#27
this HAS to be fake, how could he suffer injuries to his rectum unless he was deliberately trying to get rammed by it?
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#28
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Hahahaha! This made my day.
I'm still stunned by the line "In many ways, the incident was self inflicted". *gasp* Could that mean that this guy's the first person to rape himself to death?
You decide.


You can't rape yourself to death using an outside playa, trust me, brah.

Unless you masturbate until you die of exhaustion, constantly with a look of contempt and unease on your face. Or just use your opposite hand.
#31
Quote by SteamMaster
its called the Newcastle United football strip


for christ sake, most Newcastle united fans dont wear a shirt at the games and it always seems to be the fat ones, why dont women do that. In my dreams they do

not wearing a shirt at 5c and then wearing one when its three times as hot
#32
Quote by JackalUK
Kensai, mark that as NSFW please......


brb, got an...itch.....yeah...


Yeah, I have to go stripe one out!


I'll find the way out myself.
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#33
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it was pedo bear


it could've also been an undiscovered pokemon...
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#34
wow......im so shocked at whether this could be true or not I havn't even lol'd when I really should have.
#35
It Was G-loony


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#36
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it could've also been an undiscovered pokemon...


Rapeidash?
#37
Quote by risetofight
he must have like pulled down his pants or something... you dont get screwed by a zebra on accident..........



Perhaps that's why they said it was partially self-inflicted. He came on to the zebra.
#38
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You can't rape yourself to death using an outside playa, trust me, brah.

Unless you masturbate until you die of exhaustion, constantly with a look of contempt and unease on your face. Or just use your opposite hand.

I feel strangely compelled to test this theory...

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...for the first couple of minutes...brb
#39
How do you deliver a message like that to his kids?

"I'm sorry children... but your dad has been raped to death by a zebra. My condolences."

That's really gonna screw up their viewpoint of zebras.
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#40
Quote by Kensai
That's just sad... what a tragic death.

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