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#1
it was between two chicks in my year
HOW AWESOME! (gotta love skirts)


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#7
More pictures are required.
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#8
Waste of text.


Dammit I'm wasting some too.


Oh well.
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#9
bigot
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Maybe your Dads pissed because hes shooting blanks :P
#10
There was a bitch fight here last week.

Too bad they were both chavs, otherwise I would've enjoyed watching.
#11
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Chauvinist.


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bitch? chick?
christ man they're women.


<.<
>.>


Get out.
#12
My friend, kindly post a visual description of this event on the thread or please leave.
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#13
K.
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#14
Was there mud? Did any items of clothing get ripped? Did they kiss and make up afterwards?

DETAILS, MAN, DETAILS!!!
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#15
it was pretty quick, like 30 seconds

aparently 1 chick *less hot* sent pics of the hotter one around, so the hotter one poured orange juice on her lol, then they proceeded with hair grabbing and rolling on the floor

hotter one was wearing black lace panties


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I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course
#16
Quote by Mike 'em all
it was pretty quick, like 30 seconds

aparently 1 chick *less hot* sent pics of the hotter one around, so the hotter one poured orange juice on her lol, then they proceeded with hair grabbing and rolling on the floor

hotter one was wearing black lace panties

For some reason these stories don't work for me anymore...


OH NO! While, I've nothing against it... I don't want to be gay myself... crap
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#18
What kind of pics did she send? POST THEM!!!!
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#19
Quote by Mike 'em all
it was pretty quick, like 30 seconds


I can't fap in that time. Damn inconsiderate women!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#20
Quote by neopowell
I can't fap in that time. Damn inconsiderate women!


It takes you longer than 30 seconds to fap? You might wanna have a doctor check that out.
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People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
#21
Quote by neopowell
I can't fap in that time. Damn inconsiderate women!



LOL "hey bitches keep fightin till i cum!"
#22
Quote by thsrayas
What kind of pics did she send? POST THEM!!!!


unfortunately i dont have them...
and aparently it was only tits (which really isnt that bad)


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I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course
#24
Quote by Mike 'em all
unfortunately i dont have them...
and aparently it was only tits (which really isnt that bad)

Are you from a shirtless town? If not, HOW IS IT NOT THAT BAD?!

EDIT: Don't post any pics, I just found out during my profile creep on you that you 15, I'd go to jail for that shit.
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#25
Quote by Mike 'em all
unfortunately i dont have them...
and aparently it was only tits (which really isnt that bad)




ONLY tits?! Did you just say ONLY tits?! You are not a man!
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#26
Ok, seriously, send pics before we all murder you.
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#27
EHEM...says not that bad, really an understatement, im sorry im extremely tired
but i shulda mentioned she's showed me her tits before


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I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course
#29
Quote by thsrayas
It takes you longer than 30 seconds to fap? You might wanna have a doctor check that out.


Why? Do you think he'll be able to wank me off faster?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#30
Quote by Kensai
Ok, seriously, send pics before we all murder you.



*faps one last time*


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#31
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#32
Quote by Mike 'em all
EHEM...says not that bad, really an understatement, im sorry im extremely tired
but i shulda mentioned she's showed me her tits before


Well she never showed US her tits so get the pics and start PMing.

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Why? Do you think he'll be able to wank me off faster?


No, the nurse will try and if she can't then they'll have do surgery.
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People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
#33
Quote by thsrayas
Well she never showed US her tits so get the pics and start PMing.


On second thought... agreed. Boys, I'm back!
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#34
On with the tits
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#36
Seriously, if there aren't any tits in my PM box by the time I get back from school (4 hours from now) Kensai and I are going to hunt you down.
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People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
#37
Quote by thsrayas
Well she never showed US her tits so get the pics and start PMing.


No, the nurse will try and if she can't then they'll have do surgery.


But...what if I don't want to come faster? Do I have to have my wang cut open?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#39
lol man i always see women fighting...like 2 days ago 2 girls were fighting and the one was wearing a glasss ring and decked the other girl in the face and it tore open her lip and half of her face has been swollen for 3 days now....its f*ckin awsome.....besides the one who won the fight was the good lookin one.
#40
farking hell...to clear things up
she showed me her tits in real life, no pics
tits were NOT hanging out during the fight (they wear bra's)
i will ask around for pics tomorro


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