#5
Replace the laserrifle with a BFG9000.
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#8
It IS lame, but everybody's going

My idea was go karting, but that was "too expensive". Bare in mind that everybody has jobs (apart from me).
#9
Quote by Kensai
Replace the laserrifle with a BFG9000.

... and replace the bus with a Cyberdemon.
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#10
Quote by Hypnotisation
It IS lame, but everybody's going

My idea was go karting, but that was "too expensive". Bare in mind that everybody has jobs (apart from me).

Screw them man! You don't need them to have a good time! Go karting and pummel your opponents into submission using the pit maneuver. If the staff tries to kick you off target them as primary enemy of the state and floor it.
#11
Paintball is better.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#13
Pretend you don't know it's 'laser' tag, run up to people, touch them and yell "Tag, you're it!" when they shoot you punch them for pointing the gun at you and claim it could have somebody's eye out. Alternatively run rambo style at people and when you're shot tackle them, hold them down until you can shoot again and then face rape them with your laser cannon. ALTERNATIVELY run up to people yelling "IMA CHARGING MY LAZA" when they're like "WTF MATE?" yell "IMMA FIRIN MA LAZA! SHOOPDAWOOP!" then shoot them in the eyes and blind them.

EDIT: If you choose the second option yelling "Leeeeeeroy Jennnnnkins!" While charging is non-optional.
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#14
Try your hardest to bring peace, stand in the middle of the arena and scream "Can't we work this out? Think of the children, won't somebody think of the children!"
If that doesn't work... hide in a dark corner and wait till someone passes then scare the crap outta them hehe
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#15
Shoot them, then melee them like on Halo!
They will never see that coming.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#16
You should have made a laser grenade to get uber kills.
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#17
Jump out on someone, scream PHEARR MAAHHH TURREETTTSS!!!! And knee them in the groin.
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#18
Quote by Sheepdragon
... and replace the bus with a Cyberdemon.


... and the cyberdemon with a tram.
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#19
Quote by McLovin-
Shoot them, then melee them like on Halo!
They will never see that coming.

This
BUT!! You gotta do it xbox live halo way, you must teabag them afterwards. If you don't know what teabagging is... Make sure victim is on the floor. Undo your flies. Pull down trousers and undergarments, drop your pride into their mouth and viola! You have just successfully teabagged someone. Good luck dude
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#20
Quote by lee 31392
This
BUT!! You gotta do it xbox live halo way, you must teabag them afterwards. If you don't know what teabagging is... Make sure victim is on the floor. Undo your flies. Pull down trousers and undergarments, drop your pride into their mouth and viola! You have just successfully teabagged someone. Good luck dude


had that done a couple of times... oh **** I mean in the halo... way. ****.

My uncle joked that I was training for the IRA when i went to Zap Attak. I take it far too seriously. I full on drop n' roll, run down stairs at the opposition screaming and use the butt of my gun to attack at close range
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
Last edited by Argonaut at Feb 11, 2009,