#1
1. Fat Chick
2. This animated chick from that new Afro Samurai Movie
3. My godfathers niece....she is F**king hot....feels wrong though....
#2
There have been tons of these.

And she's not technically related to you. She's just your godfather's niece.

Um...I dunno. Probably for me would be some girl that walked past me when I was in a store.
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#5
Im going to have to say

The worst thing I get errections to is when I notice ppl not usin teh search bar D;


But in all honesty I would have to say that it was really wierd getting an erection to the theatrical preformance Passion Of The Christ

*im gun go to hell for that one D;*
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#6
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What The F....
Explain
#8
Zombie porn
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#10
>watching 'coronation street' with other people in the room... seriously though, have you seen the hot girls on there? (but i know, deep down, it's a tv soap for old people)
>i hold my hands up to the animated girls one. usually tomb raider games lol
>hearing any avril song on the radio, she's damn hot! so i think i'm not the only one with this
#13
^That's odd.
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#14
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1. Fat Chick
2. This animated chick from that new Afro Samurai Movie
3. My godfathers niece....she is F**king hot....feels wrong though....

Fat chicks aren't weird, just different. You fail life horribly if you think it's weird to find a girl with meat on their bones attractive.

Also, for some reason I get really bad erections in class, and those are the ONLY times I get them randomly aside form the usual morning wood. Weird as hell.

And let's not forget a few pissing vids and a couple of things from 4chan.
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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#15
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#16
Threads about embarrassing erections.
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#19
Seeing Iron Maiden live. In my defence, they were goddamn awesome and a girl was touching my penis while we watched.
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#20
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Seeing Iron Maiden live. In my defence, they were goddamn awesome and a girl was touching my penis while we watched.


totally legit
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#21
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#22
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you horrible man


It was that scene when Nicholas "NOT THE BEE'S!!" Cage walks into that room with those old men circle jerking over The Prestige that bondage nurse porno....
#23
Marching of the Penguins

You know that erotic part where the penguins are getting it on with the music and all. Well....um yeah
#27
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Fat chicks aren't weird, just different. You fail life horribly if you think it's weird to find a girl with meat on their bones attractive.


i disagree.
fat chicks are the biggest boner killer i can imagine. disgusting
#28
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i disagree.
fat chicks are the biggest boner killer i can imagine. disgusting


Indeed
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#30
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When watching the film 8MM...



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Yes, I made an account to ask this question. Is it really that weird? No. I wanted some feedback from some proper guitar experts who knew what they were talking about. Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
#31
Quote by neopowell
Seeing Iron Maiden live. In my defence, they were goddamn awesome and a girl was touching my penis while we watched.


perfectly legit even w/o the part about the girl
#34
Quote by Myxer
1. Fat Chick
2. This animated chick from that new Afro Samurai Movie
3. My godfathers niece....she is F**king hot....feels wrong though....


Should I just say it? I'm amazed the thread has gotten this far without it...


Pics or it didn't happen. And not of your boner, dude.
#37
Mr. Hands

I am incredibly ashamed of that.
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