#1
Hey dudes, a kid at school had a needle in his soda, he swallowed it.
I'm afraid to drink...

The kid will be ok tough...

I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#2
Don't be a wuss, I'm sure it's safe.
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#3
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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#5
Don't be a pansy. Thousands of heroin addicts use needles and they're fine.

Wait.


On a different note, how the hell did the needle get into his soda?
#6
Paper tastes nice too.
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#7
Quote by TheQuailman
Don't be a pansy. Thousands of heroin addicts use needles and they're fine.

Wait.


On a different note, how the hell did the needle get into his soda?

well, I don't know, that's the thing:P

There's like this thing at school now: No-One-Is-Safe:P
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#8
This only further reaffirms the fact that sodas are terribly unhealthy for you.
#10
......HOW THE HECK COULD THERE BE A NEEDLE IN HIS SODA?!
And you say he swallowed it?! AND LIVED?!......Wow, I guess miracles do happen....And people do have steel organs...
#11
It's gonna get stuck in his intestins if he's unlucky..
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#13
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Think of it this way, It could have been poo.

Or a bunch of ninjas maybe. Thinking about it, they probably were there. They could be in his belly right now, wreaking havoc on his pancreas.
#14
Whats worse is if it pierces him somewhere and it flows through his veins tearing them and giving him internal bleeding until it reaches his heart and kills him. There isnt usually anything you can do about it, needles in soda are very fatal.
#15
I found a midget in a soda once... a most unpleasant experience indeed.



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#16
Quote by TheQuailman
Or a bunch of ninjas maybe. Thinking about it, they probably were there. They could be in his belly right now, wreaking havoc on his pancreas.


Not the pancreas! It contains the insulinproducing betacells!
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#17
Is this a typical school cautionary tale that teachers tell dumb kids in the hope it'll scare 'em out of drinking anything but holy water.
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#18
Haha My dog once swallowed a needle but they cut her open and took it out of her stomach. She was still a puppy but now she's gone. Lived for a good 14 years though.
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#20
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Is this a typical school cautionary tale that teachers tell dumb kids in the hope it'll scare 'em out of drinking anything but holy water.


I don't like holy water. It burns
#21
*puts down his soda*


Was it a can?
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#22
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Not the pancreas! It contains the insulin_producing betacells!

It also contains a small ganglion that is needed for proper use of the space bar. Quick, I think they have it in for you!

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Was it a can?

No, it was soda.
#23
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This only further reaffirms the fact that sodas are terribly unhealthy for you.


agreed
#24
isn't it obvious, it's a conspiracy

see you principal has spent years gattering data on which kind of kids drink which soda and now he has started fase 2 of the master plan: looking for effective ways to kill using only the contents of a soda can
he can't use poison because that'dd be tracable or he uses needles to inject untracable poison into the soda

anyways when this stage of his research is finished he'll start systematicly exterminating all those who oppose him the stoners will go first then metalheads, skaters (that are somehow not stoners), gamers and so on.
untill there is noone left but athlethes, non-free spirited honour students and cheerleaders (that will only sleep with athletes, the bitches) left
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#25
Quote by TheQuailman
It also contains a small ganglion that is needed for proper use of the space bar. Quick, I think they have it in for you!


I also believe it contains the jackass producing zeta-cells. Yours must be overproducing them.
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#27
show him up and swallow a nail.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


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#29
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thats gonna suck to crap out...

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#31
There are so many things wrong with this story.
How did the hell did a needle get in his soda ?
How the hell did he not notice the needle before drinking it ?
How the hell did he not feel the needle in his mouth and spat it out ?
Is he just seating at home or at the hospital ?
What kind of needle are we talking about here ?
Did he voluntarily swallow the needle in attempt of suicide ?

You can't expect to tell a story like this here and be taken seriously, so many elements are missing here.
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#32
It was a sowing needle in a bottle of coca cola,

I still laughed the crap outta me (almost litterally, I have really bad diharea) reading all the replies

Yes, I'm going to hell C U there, pit
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#33
wtf??? a needle? whhat? how?
omg!
owwwy!
lmao
ok
1st off wut a freakin idiot!!! who swallows a damn needle
2nd how the freak did a neelde get in there?