#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpGhWflaPiQ



I am smelling fresh bread ROFL

ppppttthhhwww thank you lord, get back in the spirit

BTW, all the farting preacher vids are genius and just hilarious. I can always watch them and laugh no matter what.


Myself, I don't fart around other no exception. Most of the time it's funny hearing others do it if it's by mistake, but gets annoying if they do it on purpose. That's just rude.
#10
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Farting is only funny to the immature.

And Americans.
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#12
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It isn't.


This is though,

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Win.

Farting is only funny in certain situations. EXAMPLE!

TS is a body-function prude who absolutely refuses to fart around other people. I was hanging out with him once and he was trying to impress this girl, but she told a joke that made him laugh so hard he let loose a rollicking fart that rattled the windows. He didn't talk for five minutes.

That would be funny.

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#15
Well I'm meaning more like in situations or what you see in movies. In real life, I HATE when my parents do it because it's just so sick. But seeing some old lady in church farting would be hilarious or if Obama farted while making a speech.
#16
Quote by KlassikMetal666
Farting is only funny to the immature.


grow up.

All this coming from a Shaun of the dead fan!....
#17
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And Americans.


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#18
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And Americans.


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#20
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grow up.

All this coming from a Shaun of the dead fan!....

You realize Shaun of the Dead is a parody, right (read that "not really stupid")?

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#22
it's pretty funny to me in class. this one time i was coughing, but i farted at the same time so no one noticed. i started rofl cause no one had heard a thing
#23
Quote by SuperJoop
grow up.

All this coming from a Shaun of the dead fan!....

That movie had so much wit in it, not immature at all.
#24
This thread should be about farting stories.

My friend and I were in math class during a lesson. The teacher paused for a moment and turned to the board to write more and my friend farted by accident. Now if you know anything about the construction and composition of most classroom chairs they are pretty hard and reflect a lot of noise. So the fart was amplified and sent out the back of the chair and came out as this piercing scream in the silence. Everybody was laughing and my friend was very embarrassed and the teacher had no idea what happened, and scolded somebody sitting in front of us for laughing about seemingly nothing.
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#26
This thread should be about farting stories.

Great idea in fact! ROFL at story. And the ones saying it's immature have no funny bone, or you do it so much it's lost it's humor.
#27
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This thread should be about farting stories.

My nth-degree cousin let out a ripper during the convocation at my uber-conservative great aunt and uncle's 50th wedding anniversary "party" (it was like a dinner/family reunion on a mass scale). This was on leather seats and sounded sort of like what happens when you tear cardboard along the perforations, or run your hand along ribbed tin. Naturally his infant sister cries out "You poo poo!"

The prayer was restarted after the laughter died down.

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#28
How can you say farts arent funny? They are one of the things that can bring joy at anytime.

I'm 18 and i still love them.