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#1
In my math class the teacher is always playing kenny g or some sort of jazz, and while I don't hate jazz, its always the same cd and its starting to piss me off. I came up with an idea to solve this problem. When she goes out the room, i will switch the cd with a cd full of really heavy metal/screamo/hardcore songs that will freak her right the **** out when she turns the cd player back on.

Im already putting As I Lay Dying, Norma Jean, and Pantera on there, what other bands would make her flip a ****?
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#2
I Cum Blood.

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#4
Simon and garfunkel - Kathy's song

Do it.
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#5
necrophagist
suicide silence
death
some opeth

any death metal
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#11
Cannibal Corpse. Screw those bands you named. They're awesome but they wouldn't even freak out my religion-heavy grandma let alone your teacher.
#12
Kraftwerk - pocket calculator
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#13
Behemoth - Slaves Shall Serve
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#14
Demigod-Behemoth. The entire album.

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#17
Some band like Aphex Twin or Shpongle, and Behold... The Arctopus.
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#18
Metal =/= screamo. NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

Also Pantera aren't particularly scary. And I don't know why you're bothering to make a whole cd, seeing as you're more than likely never getting past the first song.
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#19
Honestly it doesn't really matter how many songs you put on there after the first 10 seconds of it playing shes going to turn it off and take it out.........................
#23
Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist by Waking the Cadaver... put the lyrics next to the cd player xD
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#28
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disturbed (it even freaks me out) and some slipknot


Wow... you fail if disturbed scares you... do you wet the bed still?
#29
In Flames - Dead End.
the start scares the **** out of me
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#30
Entombment of a Machine - Job For a Cowboy...about 20 - 25 seconds in there is a really intense scream in there...edit it to there let her play it and amazingness
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#31
put The Great Southern Trendkill as the first track, because, as Alexander_BR so kindly pointed out, she will turn it off pretty damn quick.
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#32
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Metal =/= screamo. NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

Also Pantera aren't particularly scary.


I didnt say it did equal metal, i was saying the different genres i had on there already

they aren't scary, but they are heavy and it would at least piss her off.

Im definately putting some cannibal corpse on there though
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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#33
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disturbed (it even freaks me out) and some slipknot


yeah ok grow some balls
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Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#34
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Behemoth - Slaves Shall Serve

Exactly the first song that popped into my head when I read the topic.
#35
Sigur Ros - ( )
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#36
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#37
Quote by actaderock
disturbed (it even freaks me out) and some slipknot


wat

On topic, put some Death on there.
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#39
seriously, any song by anal **** (Y)
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#40
Shackler's Revenge by Guns N' Roses. It's so unsubtle, it almost hurts.

Great track, though.
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