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Inspired by my dorky law professor;


dear mustached man


ring ring ring ring
wake up mustached man
its another day the same as yesterday rush now dont be late
brush brush brush
ready, mustached man
no time to lose, double tie your shoes, no time to chose another fate

quite efficient
is the mustached man
five minutes early
stickin' to his plan

kiss kiss kiss
look down mustached man
who you tryina fool, no they're not for you, sitting in a corner stool
ha ha ha
go home mustached man
eat your lunch alone, and you wear that cone just like in high school

sad and lonely
is the mustached man
nobody loves him
they dont understand

dear mustached man
what kind of life you lead
day after day, monotonously,
what's in your head?
are you happy?

knock knock knock
come in mustached man
you know times are touch, so untill next month, can't really give you that bonus
dot dot dot
goodbye mustached man
oh and by the way you'll have to stay here late, but keep up the good work

stressed and tired
is the mustached man
just passed midnight
going home as fast he can


bump bump bump
watch out, mustached man
you're in his way, now you'll have to pay doesn't matter what you say
shove shove shove
careful mustached man
he's being very blunt, just do what he wants, as if you have a choice

finally snapping
is the mustached man
someone must stop him
think anybody can?

dear mustached man
what kind of life you lead
day after day, monotonously,
what's in your head?
are you happy?

smash smash smash
stop it mustached man
even though you're pissed lets talk about this, please don't blow up the office
boom boom boom
drop it, mustached man
i'm sorry dude, whats your name again, it doesnt have to end like this

dear mustached man
what kind of life you lead
day after day, monotonously,
what's in your head?
are you happy...?

are you happy??


ARE YOU HAPPY?!?