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#1
http://www.parentshelpingparents.info/documents/Where_Your_Child_Hides_Drugs/

The kid's bedroom is the most favorite place of course. If you see a change in the type of music the child listens to (heavy metal indicates they are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine. If they are listening to Rap, suspect crack and/or marijuana) if they are dressing differently, their hairstyle and/or color of their hair suddenly changes in a manner that surprises you. You will also find a fixation on death, skulls etc. If your child starts smoking -- suspect drugs (rarely does a child start smoking and isn't using drugs). If the child changes friends and his/her grades drop -- suspect drugs. If you get calls from the school regarding attendance -- suspect drugs.


are thse people honestly that stupid
#4
Wow, apparently I take meths, LSD, ecstasy and cocaine.
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#5
omg according to that I was on drugs for years and I never knew it!!!
#7
If your child starts to have hair in some places for example: pubic hair -- suspect drugs.
#8
Hahaha that made me laugh.
Great find.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#9
If the child renounces drugs - suspect drugs.
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#10
haha
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#11
If your child does not see eye to eye with all your views....


They're on the dope
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#13
HA! i smoke crack and i don't listen to rap.
stoopid parents have it all wrong
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#14
Wow, any changes in a child is all drugs. Obviously, drugs are the root of all teenage changes.
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#15
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#16
oh my god it's the 80's/Judas Priest all over again!
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#17
If your "brillo" pads are getting used up real quick or if you suddenly discover a box or boxes of "brillo" pads--suspect drugs.
I knew they were evil!
#18
Quote by zhilla
omg according to that I was on drugs for years and I never knew it!!!


According to that, approximatly 95% to 98% of teenagers were on drugs ... and most of them never knew it.

Welcome in the bandwagon
#19
That entire website is filled with stupidity.

I would never hide my syringes in the toilet paper tube. Are they ****ing retarded or something?
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#20
hahaha exactly..i live in the netherlands so...weed every now and then on the weekends...but i hate rap

faggots
#21
If you are reading this and taking it's advice; suspect that you are on drugs...
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
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#22
If your child grows up - suspect drugs
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#23
I show just about every sign of being on drugs throughout that article, yet I have never even considered doing drugs in my life.
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#26
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If you are reading this and taking it's advice; suspect that you are on drugs...



+1
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Whats a Steve Vai? Floyd Rose ripoff?

Quote by Mr. Twelve
Behold...the Arctopus are obviously music. I don't see how anyone could say they're not music compared to many modern and post-modern composers. That being said, I think B...tA are terrible.
#29
Quote by eggo_boi_15
Wow, apparently I take meths, LSD, ecstasy and cocaine.


me too, i guess


and i read ur quotes yesterday or 2 days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(o yeah! 1 win for me)
#31
If your child visits the pit - suspect drugs
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#32
I just had a vision of the '--suspect drugs' becoming a meme.
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#33
Quote by stringsquealer
me too, i guess


and i read ur quotes yesterday or 2 days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(o yeah! 1 win for me)



......
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WUT?
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#34
Parents know when alchohol is missing.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
HA! I listen to metal and smoke weed.

their logic is flawed!



+1
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...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#36
How stupid are people?!! I, along with 99.999999999.....% of , well, everybody, apparently do drugs. Who knew? I sure as hell didn't. I blame the democrats. lol
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#37
"If your child starts smoking -- suspect drugs (rarely does a child start smoking and isn't using drugs). "

Correct me if i'm wrong but if your child starts smoking they are using drugs, ever heard of nicotine
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#38
Quote by jxmxaxn
I just had a vision of the '--suspect drugs' becoming a meme.

If this happens, I will facepalm my brains out with a gun.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
HA! I listen to metal and smoke weed.

their logic is flawed!


Most metal heads in England smoke weed rather than do anything else.
#40
If your child embraces the lord Jesus Christ as his/her personal savior -- suspect drugs.
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