Poll: Do you have blood on your sword?
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View poll results: Do you have blood on your sword?
Yes.
38 18%
Yes, but I wish I didn't.
9 4%
No, but I would if I needed to.
59 29%
No, and I never ever would.
100 49%
Voters: 206.
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#1
So gentlemen (and ladies...) this is a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time...if anyone doesn't know what it is...here goes.

Basically have you ever had sex whilst on your period/your partner is on hers?

I just thought this would be quite an interesting subject, as well as a gross one. Perfect for the pit. Discuss and poll up in a second.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#2
Dude you be F*ed up.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#4
Yes I have. 3 times to be exact.

The first expedition me and my ex ever had to happy blood town was interesting. Neither of us had ever done it before while she was on her rag so we didnt really know what to expect, but we were really horny so we didnt care.

After the deed was done, I turned on the lights, look at my penor, and screamed in horror at the **** that was all over it.

She informed me it was just clots. I made her clean my pee pee and that was that.

We did it twice after that. Each time on a towel, with another towel in reach to wipe myself off afterwards.
#6
I've also eaten my girl out on her rag. As long as you dont go too far below the clit, you are ok.
#7
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you


You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead


She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead


And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead


Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#8
Quote by InsaneWheel
We did it twice after that. Each time on a towel, with another towel in reach to wipe myself off afterwards.

Taht's how me and my girl did it too! lol. It was kinda gross afterwards but I hadn't seen her for 2 weeks and if we didn't then, we wouldn't have at all.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#10
Quote by JamMan*
Taht's how me and my girl did it too! lol. It was kinda gross afterwards but I hadn't seen her for 2 weeks and if we didn't then, we wouldn't have at all.


It's the only way my man.

After our first time, her sheets were decimated.
#12
When my bitch is on i run screaming...

...the bers can smell the menstruation!
#13
Quote by InsaneWheel
It's the only way my man.

After our first time, her sheets were decimated.

I know bro...I can imagine it being pretty bad, just from pulling out and holding the condom as i did so I looked like I'd been fingerprinted at the red police station.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#14
Quote by JamMan*
I know bro...I can imagine it being pretty bad, just from pulling out and holding the condom as i did so I looked like I'd been fingerprinted at the red police station.


Atleast you used a condom.

I looked as if I actually came blood.
#15
Its one of my fetishes actually. I've thrown my toothpick down a couple bloody caves, it could be the smell, it could be the squishy sound, the taste, I dunno...
#16
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Its one of my fetishes actually. I've thrown my toothpick down a couple bloody caves, it could be the smell, it could be the squishy sound, the taste, I dunno...


*e-highfive*
#17
Ahaaaa...

I haven't but I know guy's who encourage it. They're like "Dude, it's only blood" to which I reply, FROM HER VAGINA.
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#18
They are called earning your red wings son
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#20
Yeah, a few times. We just do it in the shower, makes things much more pleasant. Plus, doing it in the shower is hot as fuck.
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#21
Quote by InsaneWheel
Atleast you used a condom.

I looked as if I actually came blood.

...ew.

She's on the pill now, so soon I'll experience it skin on skin...is the change as drastic as I'm expecting it to be?
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#22
If you're going to do it, wear a condom.

If you don't, blood can get inside, which can block things from coming out when it dries.

This is not good.
#23
Quote by JamMan*
...ew.

She's on the pill now, so soon I'll experience it skin on skin...is the change as drastic as I'm expecting it to be?


Yes. Raw doggin it feels twice as good.
#24
Quote by colohue
If you're going to do it, wear a condom.

If you don't, blood can get inside, which can block things from coming out when it dries.

This is not good.


Cant be anyworse than the morning-after-sex-pee-stream.
#26
Well...I last anything from 25 - 45 minuets, depending on how 'active' it is. What are my chances of lasting? Do they halve?
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#27
im surprised by you guys that like it..hahaha..this is hilarious..very entertaining read
#28
I have, but there's never been an enormous amount of blood, I only really see my gf at the weekends at the moment and I think I've been quite lucky recently and she's been having her periods during the week.
#29
Quote by InsaneWheel
Cant be anyworse than the morning-after-sex-pee-stream.


Trust me on this. It's better that it comes out rather than stays in and dries.

If it stays in and dries, your pee would reach the dried blood and stop...but your bladder wouldn't stop.
#31
Quote by JamMan*
Well...I last anything from 25 - 45 minuets, depending on how 'active' it is. What are my chances of lasting? Do they halve?


It all kinda depends man. Just give it a whirl and enjoy it.
#32
Quote by colohue
Trust me on this. It's better that it comes out rather than stays in and dries.

If it stays in and dries, your pee would reach the dried blood and stop...but your bladder wouldn't stop.


Well, after each time we did it, I would always hang my c0ck over the sink and wash it, as well as pee afterwards so I think ok.
#33
Quote by i am iron man
What?


Wait...


What?


Why?


Weirdo...



my thoughts exactly..
#34
Quote by i am iron man
What?


Wait...


What?


Why?


Weirdo...


Lol...

Well, my ex used to give me head.

A lot.

Twice as much on her rag. I started to feel guilty *hands over man card*,and I wanted to please her but was too tired to bone her, so one day I decided to man up and go down on her. Like stated before, as long as you dont go below the clit you are golden.
#36
Quote by InsaneWheel
Lol...

Well, my ex used to give me head.

A lot.

Twice as much on her rag. I started to feel guilty *hands over man card*,and I wanted to please her but was too tired to bone her, so one day I decided to man up and go down on her. Like stated before, as long as you dont go below the clit you are golden.


i wonder what id do if i was a dude..you cherry pie eaters are brave.
#37
Quote by nikki82
i wonder what id do if i was a dude..you cherry pie eaters are brave.


I love eating pussy.
#38
That's exactly how I like my steak! Raw and bloody, that's sick you know what's even sicker?
Why do you not have oral sex if you had sex the night before?
Ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwhich?
I defecate all over my clothes to get extra protected
Roses are Red
Violets are Bitchin
God Dammit Woman
Get Back in the Kitchen
#39
Me and my girlfriend have always done it. First time we ever did it, she was on.
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#40
3rd option..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



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