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#7
For the lulz?

applicants wanted. For cotton picking

Long working hours
Whipping policy in effect
No pay

No Blacks
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Wiggy = legend.

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#9
Semen stains
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You have an atrocious sense of humour!

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You win 100 hilarity points.

Spend them wisely.


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you're a funny, funny man, chimp in a tux... funny indeed.
#11
Spill breakfast on your shirt


meh, been done already
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#13
I like black woman, they have the most endurance.
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Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#14
put a picture of your face with your name under it.
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I opened my eyes and found my mother standing next to me with my sheets in one hand and the other hand over her eyes. She said, "Why are you naked!" and i quickly tried to come up with an answer, but all i could get out was, "Feels good man."
#15
get a shirt that says "Calling things you do "random" does not make them "random", Shut up you stupid bit%hes!"
#16
Got MILFs?
Gibson Les Paul Custom Black Beauty
Tokai LC53 Les Paul Custom
Tokai ALS48 Love Rock Les Paul Standard
Marshall DSL-50 Head
Marshall 1936 2x12 Cabinet
#17
put tassles on it. pink ones =)
giggidy-gigidy-giggidy-giggidy

stage setup:
heavily modded yamaha
modded strat
fernandes- no name

carvin 100 head through marshall cab
#19
i love sluts

dead girls don't say no..

a friend a school makes random t-shirts like that
#20
Quote by SmashandBurn
Teacher: "There will be a test tomorrow no exceptions."

Student: "What about complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

Teacher: "You'll just have to write with your other hand."

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Lesbian Link ladies. Oh yes.
#22
Wait, guys, new theory...

What if you put not, THE WHOLE pants?

EDIT: Wait, i read it for the third time, TS, you should really put quotations around "Not Pants" to clear up any confusion...

And you should put "This shirt is non-refundable" on it, and tear a hole in the back, and write "****!" under the hole
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Feb 11, 2009,
#25
Listen to what your mother always told you

"PUT ON A JACKET KEVIN OR YOU'LL CATCH A COLD"
Ibanez SR505
Ashdown ABM 300 EVO II
Epifani UL410
#26
The shirt that says : " Who needs drugs ? But seriously. I have drugs. "
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#28
Quote by lostey10
put a picture of your face with your name under it.



A kid at my high school did this with an outline drawing in gold leaf on a black t shirt and had "alex loves you" under his face. He sold them to the senior class to raise money for either a drum set or a car, I cant remember which, but he sold a ****load nonetheless.
Funny

(\__/)
(='o'=)
(")_(")
#30
Quote by chimpinatux
Semen stains


It could say something like "This shirt used to be black...then I came."
#31
have an arrow pointing down that says "place mouth here" and one pointing up that says "place vagina here" and in the have 69
#32
"Someone sh*ts on the coats"
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
#33
"Free Candy" with an arrow pointing straight down.


Could go on either front or back (or both) if that's how you roll.
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You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



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#35
put a picture of the sham-wow guy and have it say "i say wow every time"
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manliest string guage? barbed wire.

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THE PIT
"better than your average psychiatrist"
#37
Quote by Jarusafes
Put "If your child wears this shirt -- Suspect Drugs"


hahahaha

This man is awesome
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#38
Quote by shredmeiser101
put a picture of the sham-wow guy and have it say "i say wow every time"


or....YOU'LL say wow every time
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