Poll: What are you planning for Valentine's day?
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View poll results: What are you planning for Valentine's day?
Fap
173 45%
Other
207 54%
Voters: 381.
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#1
i think this poll just about covers all your options.

and for the first time in my life, i'm not going to vote "fap." ha.

also, i used the searchbar, but decided to defy the "only" valentine's day thread, which was essentially an interactive shopping list. this topic is more geared to what happens after stuffed animals and chocolate.
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#2
Your mom.
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#4
Fap til I cry. Use tears as lube.
EDIT: Which is really no different than any other day.
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#6
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Your mom.


i'd give you a high five because your hands won't be sticky on VD (disturbing that 'Valentine's Day' and 'Venereal Disease' can be abbreviated the same way), but i don't think i will
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#9
Wait on the "so what did you do for valentines day" thread to pop up and read about how everyone is so depressed.
#10
Maybe I'll make some noise on my guitar and/or bass. I doubt anything else. Masturbation may or may not occur.
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#11
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Going to some dance.

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Leave...well, admitedly i'll probobly leave dateless as well


too bad you can't vote twice...
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#12
My girlfriend.


Yes. You read that correctly.
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#13
I'm going on a date, and getting my dick damp. HOW ABOUT THAT
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#16
Give jewelry -> receive sex

Not nearly that simple or chauvinistic, but that kind of sums it up.
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#18
When the **** is valentines day?
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#20
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Why is "both" not an option?


because nearly everyone would vote both, and none of the people who do other stuff would provide details.

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When the **** is valentines day?


saturday. which means school-age individuals have an extra seven hours to fap and/or pursue a mate.
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#21
I'll be doing the same exact thing I'm doing this second... wasting time in The Pit.
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#22
Serving alcohol to some special ladies.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
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And my fingers were around it


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#23
definitely going to try and recover my lost guitar pedal out of my toilet. Big Muff diving for sure.
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#24
Well, this is the 18th year on the trot that I'll be alone for Valentine's day. So I'll be celebrating my dad's birthday instead.
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#25
I'm going to be single once again, only this time I'm going to a funeral.....that's really adding insult to injury right there.
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#27
I have a friends party to go to with my gf. Fun.
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#28
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because nearly everyone would vote both, and none of the people who do other stuff would provide details.


saturday. which means school-age individuals have an extra seven hours to fap and/or pursue a mate.



Oh, in that case probably drunk, hopefully score.

Most likely party and end up alone..........again.
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#29
Go out with my lovely girlfriend, my best friend and his girl and have lots of fun.
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#30
Probably just play guitar all day while munching on cereal
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#32
In the words of Kunt and the Gang, "I'll have a little wank, then I'll have a little cry"
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#33
fapping for the most part, working on a Trebuchet in the morning, then an afternoon of fapping, unless this girl I know want's to help(not a hooker, but goddamn she acts like one).
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#37
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P.L.U.R.

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#38
Man Law, man. Come on. Go rub one out and see if she has the same appeal.
Common Sensual
#40
You need to add the option:

BE FAPPED.
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