Poll: Fap or Play Guitar?
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View poll results: Fap or Play Guitar?
Fap
9 11%
Guitar
72 89%
Voters: 81.
#1
If you could only do one for the rest of your life what would it be?
Gear
American Deluxe Stratocaster
Deluxe Reverb Reissue
#2
Jesus Christ. Play guitar.
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#6
Guitar, dumbass

I could just get a girlfriend and have her do the other FOR me... Win-win buddy.
#11
Play guitar naked and when doing a solo jump into a stance and have because your pickups are so aggressive your entire guitar body vibrates with them, thus fapping you.
Gear:
Schecter Hellraiser Deluxe
Boss DS-1
Crate GTD65

GAS List:
Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Roadster
#12
Fap.

You can't always have sex you know. Women come and go. And when they're gone, what good is a friggin guitar when you're horny? I'd choose another instrument over the grim prospect of blue balls for extended periods of time, any day.
#13
Quote by flabber.gast
Fap.

You can't always have sex you know. Women come and go. And when they're gone, what good is a friggin guitar when you're horny? I'd choose another instrument over the grim prospect of blue balls for extended periods of time, any day.


Win.but i still choose guitar.
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
#16
you cant fap once your well drys out wen your like 70 fool,But you probably can't play guitar if you have arthritis in your hand joints .
Ibanez sz720fm,Ibbly RG350DX, Custom Tele-> Dunlop 535Q->RAT Pro co II-> Ibanez Fuzz->Marshall Haze 40.
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#18
Guitar! you can't make a living jerking off!!
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
Epiphone Les Paul Jr. (Modified)
Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

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Marshall Valvestate VS100
#20
Quote by E_squared
Guitar! you can't make a living jerking off!!

Sure you can. It's called "being on benefits and living in your parent's basement at the age of 36". Lots of people do that.
#21
Quote by angusfan16
Both. At the same time.

I second this
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#22
*Reported*
No versus threads, plus this has been overdone multiple times. Please use the search bar and look at the rules.
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Epiphone SG-400
Marshall 1987 JCM-800 2210 100W

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#23
All those wasted teenage years... If only I'd be practicing guitar instead. I'd be flippin epic by now.
Gear
Ibanez RG321MH MOL - For Sale
Peavey Vypyr 30