#1
I had seen previews for this a view times and thought it was a typical bitch themed chick flick. However today I noticed the producer, Jerry Bruckheimer. !?!?!???!
This is the genius involved with creating such awesome shows as CSI and Raising the Bar. How can he be involved with this?
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#2
Money.
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#6
It will end with Horatio giving an amazing one liner, and the girl having her intestines pulled out through her mouth because her drug dealer was in love with her, yet she didn't want a junkie husband, and he just shouldn't give up the ****.
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#9
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Demetri Martin would be upset with the word "shoppoholic."

someone please get it


ha i love demetri martin.

and important things starts in 30 minutes!


probably gonna be the best show in the history of tv


oh and
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if i did see it, it would only be to see the hot red haired girl. she is absolutely bangin'.


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#11
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I disagree

Proof:



That damned movie's only worth one watch. Honestly.
#12
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Movies haven't been good since 2001. What you expect?


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stop being such a closed minded twatwaffle and go eat a bag of dicks.
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#13
I'll explain how Mr. Bruckheimer came to produce this but I warn you; it contains a

SPOLIER!!!!

Turns out the main character is an android programmed to stop a Jamaican-English drug cartel but she malfunctioned and began buying expensive material crap instead of brutally slaughtering dealers.

The Handsome British dude is actually an MI6 agent sent to fix her and when he finally accomplishes this, the Main character lady rigs her Gucci and Prada crap with lots and lots of high powered plastic explosives that she uses in the final climactic car chase through an impoverished Jamaican shanty town by hurling them at the Drug dealer's Hummers.

There are explosions galore.

It's actually a pretty good movie.
#15
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That damned movie's only worth one watch. Honestly.

He was commenting on the quote on the bottom, I think.
Pretty funny movie, nonetheless.
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#16
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Movies haven't been good since 2001. What you expect?

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#17
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I disagree. Plus read the cover.

"The best movie ever made" that means its the best movie, and it was made after 2000

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haha

That movie is good, but you do realize that a fictional character made the quote.
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#18
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slumdog millionaire, iron man, mr. brooks, zodiac, kung fu panda, pineapple express, southland tales, forgetting sarah marshall, the express, incredible hulk


stop being such a closed minded twatwaffle and go eat a bag of dicks.


All right, nothing special, don't know what that is, sucked, sucked, sucked, never seen it, never seen it, never heard of it, REALLY SUCKED.

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#19
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That movie is good, but you do realize that a fictional character made the quote.


Of course I do.... I was just joking men.

Anyways, any will farrel movie is awsome, and is worth more than one watch.


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#20
Well, seeing as how the world revolves around money, he probably got offered by a big publishing group to write a script for the movie and accepted it.
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#21
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Of course I do.... I was just joking men.

Anyways, any will farrel movie is awsome, and is worth more than one watch.


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#22
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if i did see it, it would only be to see the hot red haired girl. she is absolutely bangin'.



Her name's Isla Fisher. She is so hot....
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#24
Quote by cheez1492
ha i love demetri martin.

and important things starts in 30 minutes!


probably gonna be the best show in the history of tv


oh and


yessssss


oh dear, thank you for reminding me. yes, it will be the best show ever. Demetri Martin is simply a genius. Mad finger picking skills too.
#25
Since when is CSI a good show? Uberdramatic facial close-ups, criminals who leave incredibly obvious clues that point directly to them and horribly anticlimactic endings doesn't constitute a good show...
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Since when is CSI a good show? Uberdramatic facial close-ups, criminals who leave incredibly obvious clues that point directly to them and horribly anticlimactic endings doesn't constitute a good show...


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#27
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oh dear, thank you for reminding me. yes, it will be the best show ever. Demetri Martin is simply a genius. Mad finger picking skills too.


God yes. I love how he can play like 3 instruments at once and tell jokes in between.
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#28
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All right, nothing special, don't know what that is, sucked, sucked, sucked, never seen it, never seen it, never heard of it, REALLY SUCKED.

And don't get so offended. Can't we keep our opinions? >.>
I'm not so much close-minded as I am a tough critic.



you must be kidding me...but then again, i can see no taste in the true talent of any work of art from an in flames fan.

but if we're voicing opinions...i just listened to the mp3's on your profile and you have absolutely no tone, your palm mutes sound just like your unmuted chords, you use so much distortion that nothing is distinguishable, and your "solo" made me cry.

and that is an opinion from someone who works at a movie store and is in college as a music producer, so if you even try to claim that i'm pulling my opinions outta thin air, then you are extremely ignorant.
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#29
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you must be kidding me...but then again, i can see no taste in the true talent of any work of art from an in flames fan.

but if we're voicing opinions...i just listened to the mp3's on your profile and you have absolutely no tone, your palm mutes sound just like your unmuted chords, you use so much distortion that nothing is distinguishable, and your "solo" made me cry.

and that is an opinion from someone who works at a movie store and is in college as a music producer, so if you even try to claim that i'm pulling my opinions outta thin air, then you are extremely ignorant.



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We're talking about movies. Not ****ty half-assed mp3s done through a game mic.
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#31
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