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#1
Hmmm...Ok as some of you can tell I am new to this sector. I wish to know who is in charge. I need to speak to him immediately and am interested in getting a debriefing.

My allegiance is sitting in a neutral position at the moment and I feel prone to surprises.

But get this. Dwight Schrute is not weak against surprises as I can hear the winds of change and will know when one will occur. How do I feel prone then you ask? I was just being humble.
#4
I'm not sure I even know what this is about....
Quote by sluffinator
Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD


Quote by ScreamingCheeto
NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


Thanks

Quote by MightyAl

Pro tip, kids - girls are NOT impressed by your blood.
#5
is this a "the office" joke?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
I really should start watching The Office.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#17


FACT: I am stronger than you, as well as a superior poster.

FACT: My intelligence surpasses yours.

FACT: In a race, I could defeat you, a bear, a pig...and a mountain lion.

Honestly, if I were the inferior one, such as yourself, I'd leave such a place as this one.
#19
Quote by The Madcap


FACT: I am stronger than you, as well as a superior poster.

FACT: My intelligence surpasses yours.

FACT: In a race, I could defeat you, a bear, a pig...and a mountain lion.

Honestly, if I were the inferior one, such as yourself, I'd leave such a place as this one.

Is that a pic of Jim dressed like Dwight?
#24


Awesome!

Today, smoking is going to save lives.

Feb. 09er approved!
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#26
Rain Wilson's schtick on The Office has gotten incredibly old.

I like The Office.
But Dwight has gotten stagnant.
Poor advice.
#27
Quote by stellar_legs
Rain Wilson's schtick on The Office has gotten incredibly old.

I like The Office.
But Dwight has gotten stagnant.


Quiet YOU!
#29
Quote by dubstar92
*pic of gareth*


I c wut u did there.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#30
Quote by Primus2112
I c wut u did there.

as a result, I know hold your opinion in higher regard.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
Last edited by dubstar92 at Feb 11, 2009,
#31
Quote by dubstar92
as a result, I know hold you opinion in higher regard.


Yes. I do. Due to my superior genes.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#33
Congratulations good sir, you are now accepted into the Pit. You are already my favorite user from 2009.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#35
Quote by MAMADERA2000
hahahaha...is that you kensai?

Yeah it'd have to be! this is now the most epic thread in the pit!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#37
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Congratulations good sir, you are now accepted into the Pit. You are already my favorite user from 2009.



Are you by any chance looking to form an alliance? I am filling my archives with information on people in this zone. My sources may or may not be reliable- this mission is an endearing one but I believe if we cooperate then this branch will soon be ours.
#38
I would also like to be in the alliance...

I found half a joint in the parking lot.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#39
Quote by Primus2112
I would also like to be in the alliance...

I found half a joint in the parking lot.


An interesting development. I'll contact you soon. In the meantime set up a temporary workspace so we can begin interviewing potential workplace delinquents.
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