#1
i always hear about how all these disney celebrities wear purity rings, ie. the jonas brothers and recently one of my friends was all "oooo kevin jonas isnt wearing his purity ring he lost it!" thats not all he lost...

no but really, is it a big deal? i dont know anyone who wears one, what if you break your promise, do you get whipped or something....

do you guys know anyone who wears one?
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#4
Yes, if you break your promise you get whipped by rulers by catholic nuns.


I don't have anything like that but I believe in no sex before marriage. Actually I just preach it I don't practice it.
#5
one ring to rule them all...
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#6
I know a few girls who wear em.
I wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't give people **** for wearing one either.
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LoTR, lol.
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#9


I for one wish that Jonas Brothers never, ever lose their purity rings.

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#10
It's kinda dumb IMO... you can easily forget to wear a ring one day but you won't forget your ideas about abstinence. What I'm saying is, why bother wearing it? It's nothing but a display of one's morals, which need not be displayed. Perhaps on the part of disney actors/actresses it's an appeasement of their audience's parents.

Edit: because we all know they're wh0res and manwh0res at heart
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Yes, if you break your promise you get whipped by rulers by catholic nuns.


I don't have anything like that but I believe in no sex before marriage. Actually I just preach it I don't practice it.


Sounds kinky.
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LoTR, lol.



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It's kinda dumb IMO... you can easily forget to wear a ring one day but you won't forget your ideas about abstinence. What I'm saying is, why bother wearing it? It's nothing but a display of one's morals, which need not be displayed. Perhaps on the part of disney actors/actresses it's an appeasement of their audience's parents.

Edit: because we all know they're wh0res and manwh0res at heart

I also think it's meant to appease all the 14 year old girls who believe they don't have to worry about one of the Jonas brothers porking one of their many rivals A confident fan is a happy fan and a happy fan is a good consumer...or something.
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#16
i know some people who wear them

its a sweet idea
cept for the fact the its usually fathers giving the rings to their daughters and the daughter promising their virginity to there father

but my friends who wear them decide to themselves and there daddys didnt give them the rings
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#17
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ie. the jonas brothers and recently one of my friends was all "oooo kevin jonas isnt wearing his purity ring he lost it!" thats not all he lost...

i HATE the jonas brothers. >
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why couldn't the boy with only seven toes eat his own feet?

he was lack toes intolerant!!!!!!!




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#20
I don't get it. Isn't Kevin the...unfortunate-looking one? Who would want to sleep with him?
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#21
Selling purity rings is another easy way to raise money.
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I don't get it. Isn't Kevin the...unfortunate-looking one? Who would want to sleep with him?

You should suspect drugs.


Lol but really with how fickle people are Im not surprised.
#23
its all about image my friend those so called "musicians" go by the disney "pure" image. they do this so their fan base is open to everyone who has doesnt know anything about musicianship. they create a friendly image and every girl from ages 1-40 loves them. its just another thing to see records and shows. by the looks of my post disney wants to start an arian race, figures, but obviously that **** doesnt work out (if hitler couldnt do it what makes you think disney could do it). every star slips up like vanessa hudgens and miley cyrus so i wouldnt be surprised if the jo bros have secret orgys or some crazy **** like that. hell if i could have that many girls i would do that. yea...
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#24
My girlfriend wears one

Nothing happens if you break it, it's a promise to yourself, nobody else.
#25
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My girlfriend wears one

Nothing happens if you break it, it's a promise to yourself, nobody else.

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#26
The purity ring would be more effective if placed on a certain location below the belt
#27
Pretty sure a any male showing off his purity ring is sporting a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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