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My girlfriend and me were at my house alone earlier this afternoon. We just got done playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl together, so then I wanted to show her some funny vid on youtube. I went to my history to find the video, but clicked the freaking wrong one. It was a vid of a hot girl's striptease. I thought my gf would freak, but she got the mouse and clicked play. She said nothing, and started to grind my lap. I instantly got hard, and she felt it get hard. As the vid was playing, she took down my shorts and grabbed my meat. In no time she was on top going up and down........DU DU DU DU DU DING DONG DING DONG..It was my dad, and he was looking through the open window near the door!!! I thought he was gone! My girlfirend got off and I put my shorts back on. My girlfriend lunged at the door to open it as I tried to stop her. My girlfriend opened it and my dad was like I left my keys in my car and had to walk. I gave him my keys ad he just left like that without saying a word about my girlfriend. So we went back to the action and finished off pretty good. That was a sticky situation. My girlfriend's name is palm BTW.
#2
Thanks for the bragging.


Douche

Go search for "carrot skinned" you'll find a lot more people like you. Post your story there.
Last edited by i_killed_bill at Feb 12, 2009,
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Thinks for the bragging.


Douche


Bragging? You must not know his girlfriend.
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#5
great. Your dad knows that you were going at it with palm though.
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#8
AHHHHH I GET IT palm, like hand yes?
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#9
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Bragging? You must not know his girlfriend.

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I'm obviously kidding.
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My girlfriend's name is palm BTW.

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Mine too!

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My girlfriend's name is palm BTW.

So, tl;dr: TS's dad almost caught him wanking.

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#18
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Thinks for the bragging.


Douche

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My girlfriend's name is palm BTW.

same here
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#23
oh you faggot!

you had me there
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Bragging? You must not know his girlfriend.

she's dating him? I swear I saw her with 5 other guys in a gangbang at Alice's hot party on Saturday.
#28
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Do you guys really not get this?

What I get is that TS is horrible for not asking his father to join.
#29
I was in agreeance with the first post. I thought nothing odd about his girlfriend being named Palm. Except maybe that she was Asian, but I'm openminded so that really wasn't odd.
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#31
That twist ending is truly epic....M. Night Shamalagaglagn would do well to follow your lead.

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She's such a slut.


I'm sure Palm is cheating on him, and he doesn't even know.
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I'm sure Palm is cheating on him, and he doesn't even know.

I heard her sister Finger is a lesbian
#34
your girlfriend is named Palm?

i suspect drugs.....

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At first he was like...
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your girlfriend is named Palm?

i suspect drugs.....

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#36
It's hard to believe I lost my virginity with her back in the church restroom when I was 11.
#37
Maybe he just didn't know what to say? lol

i mean if you were in your dads position what would you do....
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#38
ahaha, that was a good one
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i find fail here. because of the trickyness. i am ashamed i wasted time in this thread.
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