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#1
Hello everybody.
There is a thread in the pit about an article that tells parents where to look if they suspect their child of using drugs. (Link Below)
I think this could end up being pretty funny...

Read the article and post the stupidest reasons you can think of to suspect drugs.
EXAMPLE:
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If your child starts to have hair in some places for example: pubic hair -- suspect drugs.


http://www.parentshelpingparents.info/documents/Where_Your_Child_Hides_Drugs/
#6
If you see your child shooting up, doing rails, eating weird mushrooms putting little squares on his tongue, taking hits from a crack pipe and smoking a fatty, suspect drugs.
#9
If you have a child, suspect drugs!

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#11
If your child sometimes eats, suspect drugs.

If your child calls himself "RX120D", suspect drugs.
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#13
when you buy your drugs from your kids... suspect drugs
#14
If your child is depressed, happy, eating too much, eating too little, sleeping too much, sleeping too little, yelling, mumbling, energetic, stagnant...
Suspect drugs.

EDIT: In America, you suspect drugs. In Soviet Russia, drugs suspect you!
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#15
If you see a change in the type of music the child listens to (heavy metal indicates they are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine. If they are listening to Rap, suspect crack and/or marijuana) if they are dressing differently, their hairstyle and/or color of their hair suddenly changes in a manner that surprises you
#16
If you child has developed a sudden enjoyment of the band Phish, suspect drugs.
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#17
If your child isn't home during the week anywhere between 7:00AM and 5:00PM, suspect drugs.

A cellphone is the best way a child can talk to a drug dealer without you knowing, especially with texting. If your child has texting, and uses it daily, suspect drugs.
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#18
If you're in any way associated with David Hasselhoff,...

suspect a giant squid...

and drugs.

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#19
if your child has trouble reading -- sonspect drogs
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#20
If your child is a musician and has long, scruffy hair, suspect marijuana use.

Sad but true, though; typically the longer your hair is the more "i'm a pothead" you advertise, as a guy.
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#23
TS, i suspect YOU are on drugs.
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#25
if your child is speaking/sitting/breathing, suspect drugs!
#30
If your child wakes up not knowing where he is, suspect somebody hit him with a giant facking baseball bat.

If your child picks his nose in public, suspect drugs.
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#33
lovin this thread already.. win potential high !
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#34
If your child spends excessive amounts of time in the pit, suspect drugs
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#35
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when you buy your drugs from your kids... suspect drugs




if your daughter amy whinehouse, suspect drugs.


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#36
If your child is a purple mushroom, expect drugs.

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#37
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If your child is Michael Phelps - suspect drugs.

Awesome.
If your child is Courtney Love, suspect drugs.

EDIT: From the website: The kid's bedroom is the most favorite place of course. If you see a change in the type of music the child listens to (heavy metal indicates they are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine. If they are listening to Rap, suspect crack and/or marijuana) if they are dressing differently, their hairstyle and/or color of their hair suddenly changes in a manner that surprises you. You will also find a fixation on death, skulls etc. If your child starts smoking -- suspect drugs (rarely does a child start smoking and isn't using drugs). If the child changes friends and his/her grades drop -- suspect drugs. If you
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From the website: The kid's bedroom is the most favorite place of course. If you see a change in the type of music the child listens to (heavy metal indicates they are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine. If they are listening to Rap, suspect crack and/or marijuana) if they are dressing differently, their hairstyle and/or color of their hair suddenly changes in a manner that surprises you. You will also find a fixation on death, skulls etc. If your child starts smoking -- suspect drugs (rarely does a child start smoking and isn't using drugs). If the child changes friends and his/her grades drop -- suspect drugs. If you


Now that's just perpetuating undue suspicion in gullible parents... all of those changes are normal in a teenager's development emotionally and psychologically. This is unbelievable.
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