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#1
I recently found out that my ex's little 8th grade sister has a huge crush on me (i'm in grade 10). I really dont want to go out with her, but her sister (my ex) and her sisters friend (my other ex) told me "if you break her heart, i'll break your neck!" How can i tell her that i dont wanna go out with her, but at the same time...not have my neck broken?
#4
Expose yourself to her sister, it'll work itself out from there.
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#6
go out with her and act retarded (shouldnt be a problem)
then she'll decide she doesnt like you

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Break their necks?
sincewhen??

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#10
Uhh, ignore it? If she acts on it apologise and say you don't feel the same way for her. And if the other people threaten you, tell them to **** off and then falcon punch them.

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#11
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Uhh, ignore it? If she acts on it apologise and say you don't feel the same way for her. And if the other people threaten you, tell them to **** off and then falcon punch them.


falcon punch always works wen u have relationship problems


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#12
Well, this is certainly an odd one. Honesty is always the best policy... but on the other hand Falcon punch, hmm
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#14
If you don't break her heart I'll break your neck!

There, now you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, so you might as well just do whatever.
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#15
thinking about it lol...if hes scared of his ex

he musta been the bitch in the relationship lol


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#16
Yeah a broken heart in grade 8 isn't the worst thing that will happen to her in her life, so you should definately falcon punch all of them.
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Pffft, what's she going to do? Bake you a cake? Put lipstick on you? Bleed on you with her vagina? I don't think you have anything to worry about here.


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#19
grow the fuck up, then get the fuck out
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thinking about it lol...if hes scared of his ex

he musta been the bitch in the relationship lol


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#27
As always, the 2 pit answers:
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2) Falcon.....PUNCH!
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Load up your M249 heavy machine gun and KILL 'EM ALL!
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Yeah, were you the bitch in the relationship?
#30
Toughen up! Are you saying you're genuinely afraid of two girls breaking your neck?
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#31
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two girls tell you they're going to break your neck, and you're actually worried?


lol..absolutely rite...i'm kinda thought it funny when TS,is a guy,but afraid that some girl will break his neck..wtf?lol..
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#32
let her down nicely
dont deal with it?
break their necks first?
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#33
I know this kid IRL, it's ****ing hilarious watching all the year 8's following him around
#34
You're bothered about what 2 of your exes are saying about a girl 2 years younger than you?

Grow a pair, and don't go out with anybody you don't like... trust me, it doesn't end well.

As for her being a grade 8 and you being grade 10... just don't. I don't know about here but here it's majorly frowned upon.
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#35
Why the hell are you letting your ex push you around. Machete the bitch!
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As for her being a grade 8 and you being grade 10... just don't. I don't know about here but here it's majorly frowned upon.
*head explodes*
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Well, I did it when I was year 11 and she was year 9.

I got called paedophile..
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#39
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Pffft, what's she going to do? Bake you a cake? Put lipstick on you? Bleed on you with her vagina? I don't think you have anything to worry about here.



ROFL!

He has a point.
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