#1
Not sure if this will work, but might aswell try.

Right, the user above you will post a sentence in "proper English", or how you might type something out formally, and you have to convert into slang from where you live, or how you, or someone with a really strong/bold accent, from your area might say it.

Example:

Proper English:

"Excuse me Miss, my cat's gone missing. Please could you help me find it?"

I'm from Leigh, in Northwest England, so this how a "Leyther" might say it:

"'ere love, mi cat's ****ed off, could you give us an' 'and?"


or

From:
"Your hair is awfully long!"

to:
"Get yer 'aircut ye mosher"


Next sentence:
"Could you spare a pound for the shopping trolley?"

(**** sentence I know)
#2
mornin' love give us a quid for the trolley.

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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#3
Geordie..

Could yee spare is a pund for me shoppin trollee

"Hello, how much is this bar of soap?"
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sorry i thought id try again..


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"Could I have a cup of tea?"
#8
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oh butt i'll f***in shank you if you do that again
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#9
ai ya, waahh diu lei-aaa (cantonese =/)

"The red haired girl put down the paring knife and drew her arms close to her chest."
#10
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ai ya, waahh diu lei-aaa (cantonese =/)

"The red haired girl put down the paring knife and drew her arms close to her chest."



"The ginger bird put down t' knife and crossed 'er arms."


I was rather intoxicated last night.
#11
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ai ya, waahh diu lei-aaa (cantonese =/)

"The red haired girl put down the paring knife and drew her arms close to her chest."

The ranga chick dropped the cutter quite lively 'nd swung her hitters on her tits.

"Which way to town?"
#13
Oh muk, where the **** is tain.

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"The ginger bird put down t' knife and crossed 'er arms."


I was rather intoxicated last night.



I got ****in trollied last night


"i say, how could you copulate with that overweight lower-class lady?"
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#15
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"The ginger bird put down t' knife and crossed 'er arms."


I was rather intoxicated last night.


a were f**kin pissed last neet
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"Which way to town?"


Where the **** am I?


Excuse me, would you like to have sex?
#18
"i say, how could you copulate with that overweight lower-class lady?"
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"i say, how could you copulate with that overweight lower-class lady?"
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Dude, I can't believe you took one for the team!!!